Discussion: Now Wary Of Holding Big Rallies, White Nationalists Resort To Tiny ‘Flash Mobs'

TPM Article Topics
21

Yes, but I think that Chiselin’ Trump is going to let them start holding their big rallies on the White House lawn.

1 Like
22

he’s trying to adapt that absurdist concept for an entirely different purpose

Here’s what that difference is: A flash mob gathers unannounced to entertain and delight. These guys gather unannounced to threaten and intimidate.

5 Likes
23

Most instances of flash mobs I’ve seen were the singing and dancing kind. If you happen to get near one yell out “Can you sing me a few bars?” and Chorus Line 'em with “Five, Six, Seven, Eight!” Or you could offer to engage them in a dance battle.

24

Bawhaw! Flash mob of 30 and they get busted by some party animals.
Bawhaw!
You bet they made a statement.

25

Off Topic, but I must sadly report that we will now be invading Trinidad & Tobago. Apparently they just defeated the U. S. at soccer, blocking us from going to the World Cup. Donnie’s sure to be tweeting about his plans for the most awesome invasion ever…

1 Like
27

So are the literal and intellectual descendants of the traitors who fired cannons at the United States flag, somehow deemed less offensive than football players who kneel rather than stand during a song? I swear, Rump has got people’s heads on backwards.

2 Likes
28

I’d love to deck Spencer. It should be like a pass time. Find and punch Spencer. Who’s in?

1 Like
29

Meh. Not gonna stoop to their level. I’d prefer to show up with a confederate flag with “Losers” painted on it and then burn it in front of them.

30

“We’re here! We hate queers! Get used to - SHIT! RUN! CAMPUS SECURITY!”

4 Likes
31

Small hands, small mob-lets.

32

And if it turns into a flash mob of 500 or more ?

33

What music did they dance to?

34

Is that in a prison??!!

1 Like
35

Grand dance off between the virginia reel and a soul train conga line around them like a tightening lasso until they disperse… or it becomes freestyle combo

2 Likes
36

Yes I believe in the Philippines. This was some years ago.

37

Flash Mob? I would pay good money to see these asshats in white sheets burst into flame. That’s the kind of flash mob I could get behind.

38

This is sort of a metaphor for the Trump candidacy. The media gives a loser undue attention, thereby raising that loser to undeserved prominence.

39

1 Like
40

So like are they going to slowly infiltrate a mall, dance, thrill the crowd and then drift slowly away as if it never happened?

Edit:

(Man, I need to read the thread before commenting. So many people were there before I ever pressed return)

1 Like
41

Seriously, I can’t be the only one thinking this is going to devolve into a flash mob of flamboyant neo-nazis in a “spontaneous, coordinated performance” of Springtime for Hitler.

3 Likes