Discussion: North Korea Won’t Give Up Nukes, Offers Hamburgers As A Compromise

Kim’s just trolling Trump at this point and Trump is just too fucking stupid to get it.

So. Much. Winning.

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“Throw in a KFC and you’ve got a deal. The greatest deal ever! No other president has ever got such a deal!”

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Last thing Kim Jung-Un needs is burgers.

I would send over a White Castle franchise but that might be more dangerous than the nukes we get in return.

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All this byplay would be part of the unpublicized negotiations that would end with the announcement of a summit if we weren’t on the other side of the looking glass.

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[quote=“favoritecurmudgeon, post:24, topic:72832”]
White Castle
[/quote]They’re not called Belly Bombers for nothing.
Ka-Boom!

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This is like a comedy roast, with nuclear weapons. I can’t process it.

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Yep, Un just loves dicking with Donald, and Donald makes it so easy!

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just a thought
Anyone notice any dogs or cats running around north korea?

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Guess what’s not on Faux News’ website. Guess.

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News?

Personally, I will not be eating at Burger Kim.

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Or mice or rats…

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Did I stumble on to ‘The Onion’ site? Trump is being played like a 5 cent kazoo.

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Whoever in North Korea came up with this one, it’s a big improvement over calling whiny a ‘dotard.’

If Kim shows up at the negotiating table munching a Quarter-Pounder with kimchee, I will never stop laughing.’

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Through the miracle of television, Tweety the Tapeworm if finally able to develop a coherent North Korea strategy.

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Even N. Korea and their hermit kingdom know how to play tRump. Good Lord, this is embarrassing.

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