Ivanka–so like daddy! Another failed product line!
Dönald Trömp: “You will regret this !”
Poor sales? The only way Nordstrom could cut deeper is if they paid Tim Gunn to tell Ivanka she has poor taste. Missed opportunity.
Tweet storm coming. “Ivanka’s clothing it the best! It’s just great! Especially that black lace that is so easy to get her out of. Nordstrom…sad!”
Life is hard. Even if you’re the Dictator’s daughter.
These were posted just yesterday. Coincidence? Next up, Haarführer will visit with the manufacturer’s of StairMaster® and make a rambling statement about how terrific his clothes are.
Fashion fever
Forever brand new
Always out of date
Fashion fever
It`s all about you
Tomorrow is too late
And when the fever fakes the feel
You must be sure of your appeal
— Level 42
Poor sales, poor taste, and poor intelligence. That entire family has become radioactive
These are fake tweets, right? I really can’t tell anymore.
No. Moreover, everything Rogue POTUS Staff has ended up independently confirmed, usually within a couple of days.
Okay, I didn’t know that. I just assumed they were fake. I’m still not convinced though.
Aaaand now the pro-Trumpers are tweeting that they “WONT BE SHOPPING AT NORDSTROM EVER AGAIN! Folding to Alt-Left Nazi Libs has consequences!”
Oh no! I’m sure that Nordstrom’s executives must be quaking in their Salvatore Ferragamos right now, thinking about how much revenue they’ll be losing from that particular demographic!
I do well financially yet I can’t afford Nordstroms on a regular basis.