Discussion for article #246130
… I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…
… oh, wait, it’s coming to me now… RRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!
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He’s the Real Thing too and What the World Wants Today.
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Tomorrow’s news - after being asked to list Rubio’s accomplishments Nikki was seen scurrying from the cameras. And Ted Cruz has a facebook page saying that Haley is changing to Team Ted.
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Haley said as a daughter of Indian parents and mother she wanted someone
dedicated to education and as a military wife someone who knew “when we
fight wars, we win wars.”
Fuck you, Nikki. Sorry, that’s all I can say about her anymore.
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Rubio… the person to make every day “a great day in America.”
Will he be making pancakes for breakfast? If not, then screw 'im.
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It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.
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Haley on Rubio: “I wanted somebody with fight. I wanted somebody with passion. I wanted somebody that had conviction to do the right thing.”
“I wanted somebody with encoded optical PCI circuitry and cross-platform BIOS portability.”
(“And future revolving-door sinecure in exchange for this establishment-bootlicking endorsement.”)
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Moronic. He’s not going to get the nomination–but if he does, he’ll get beaten like a gong by EITHER Dem candidate–and take these fucking GOP-stablishment shills down with him.
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Nimrata and Piyush have endorsed the Rube?
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scRubio will make every day “a great day in America”?
For whom, Darling Nikki? Blacks? Hispanics? Women? Muslims? Gays? The poor and disenfranchised? Students drowning in debt? Torturers? His billionaire puppet masters?
That’s what I thought.
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I just read the ten comments here, and I have to confess pretty much everything I had was already said, and funnier. Nice work.
I think everyone is pretty much saying that every word she uttered was totally transparently obviously meaningless advertising copy based on no actual evidence whatsoever of any kind.
Only like I said, funnier.
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But if Marco were POTUS, wouldn’t there be so many great days, that we would become sick and tired of great days?
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“Every day a great day”?
I know the normal rules don’t apply in political campaigns, but I want to ask this woman if she’s ever heard of underpromising and overdelivering.
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…or Canada. Depending on the video you watch.
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IK, R? You need at least SOME shitty days to make a great day stand out as great.
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Look, anything to get their provisional membership in “Honorary Cracker Club” commuted to permanent member status.
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Elide the t, and sure, I’ll agree.
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Is she drunk?
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