Oh jeez, Japan, did you make the same mistake the US did?
Right? Is this guy a Senate Republican or something?
Iāll bet Abe is rueing the day he first sucked up to Spankee at Mar-a-Barfo.
At the very least I hope we survive this presidency so that the final words of our species arenāt some high school level bullshit. āMade you look!ā he screamed as he launched the nukes.
They better keep Abe away from small sharp knives. As for the ābeautiful letterā letās see it Donald. Should be on display, right?
The situation is Aberrational, the man is aiding and Abetting Trump. We must have an Abeyance.
More likeā¦
Two (nukes) for flinchingā¦
It was the damn big, beautiful chocolate cake that hooked him!
Oh I donāt know, he invented bombshells after all
Does this mean thereās a chance that ETTD?
Iāll nominated him for the Darwin Award.
Indeed. Iām betting that Abe will lose political support at home over this.
Oh I donāt know, he invented bombshells after all
Dynamite, please ! The company still exists, he died in 1896, bombshells as in aeriel bombs were pretty unknown then.
āThey gave it to Obama,ā Trump said. āHe didnāt even know what he got it for. He was there for about 15 seconds and he got the Nobel Prize. He said, āOh, what did I get it for?ā With me, I probably will never get it.ā
A couple of observations. First, recall that Trump has narcissistic personality disorder, and itās been evident for years that heās got a real complex about Obama. So, we could have predicted this move before Trump was inaugurated.
Second, in the Era of Trump, we would be foolish to discount the possibility that Trump could actually obtain the prize ā presumably by crooked means. So, here are some facts about how the winner is chosen:
- The Nobel Peace Price is awarded by the Norwegian Nobel Committee:
Its five members are appointed by the Norwegian Parliamentā¦ Despite its members being appointed by parliament, the committee is a private body tasked with awarding a private prize. In recent decades, most committee members have been retired politicians.
- As far as selection criteria:
should be awarded āto the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congressesā
I suspect that retired Norwegian politicians are unlikely to vote for Trump, since heās pretty much reviled by everyone except Putinās Axis of Kleptocracy. I suppose itās possible Putin could secretly threaten the members ā he does have a history of sending assassins after folks over issues that arenāt related to Russiaās national security. Doesnāt seem likely, though.
Exactlyā¦Abe is toying with having to commit professional seppuku.
And he didnāt even get a slice of the beautiful chocolate cake.
It was a joke.
Although he clearly missed the significance of Spankee getting two scoops of ice cream and him only getting one.
Abe being obsequious should not be news. The front page of the Miami Herald yesterday should be dominating the news. Miami Herald published the names of all kids, 18 years old and younger, killed by guns since Parkland. All 1157 of them:
Well, theyāre both news, but the one you cite is truly maddening. We are living in an insane era.
(Assuming here you meant Abe) At first I was going to say, nope, too late but indeed Abe and his wife have no children, so he still qualifies as a Darwin Award candidate.
Being Trumpās best friend among world leaders has not worked out well for Abe.
Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Why is this so hard for people to learn? You canāt control him, you canāt steer him in a better direction. Merkel has learned that, McConnell is learning it. Nancy Pelosi knew it all along.