Discussion: National Enquirer Will Be Sold To Former Newsstand Mogul After Rocky Year

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National Enquirer Will Be Sold To Former Newsstand Mogul After Rocky Year National Enquirer Will Be Sold To Former Newsstand Mogul After Rocky Year Back to article
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Now if only Fox News were sold to someone who wanted to develop an actual news channel.

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And if the new owner has any morals or scruples, another edition will never be printed again.

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ETTD. Sometimes it just takes longer.

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But will they still give blowjobs to Donald Trump?

Inquiring minds want to know!!!

And, even though its sister publication The Weekly World News has been gone for years, BRING BACK BATBOY!!!

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How will I get my important news??? Oh, the humanity!!!

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The Enquirer has stopped being a drooling slaving supermarket version of ā€˜social media operation to sow social discordā€™ since Pecker discovered he could go to jail for his service to Trump. Will the new ā€˜ownerā€™ revert to form or be just another gossip tabloid? It looks like Pecker is keeping all the other checkout line fishwrap, I am not sure what the point of selling the flagship is unless it is to get an owner who can run the trumpistan adoration channel.

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At least now the grocery store checkout line will move faster as people will no longer be gawking over the fake news.

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They canā€™t go out of business! If they did, how will I ever find out if Kim Kardashian is actually the love child of Joan Collins and Bat Boy?!

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Itā€™s too damaged.

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Will the new owner get the ā€œcatch and killā€ stories?

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The National Enquirer is the only news organization (AP) can look down on.

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Donā€™t worry max, Iā€™ll still be in front of you counting out my change for sixty seven cents.

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Great, so weā€™ll see this CRAP at every airport Hudson News stand?

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If they do, they can max their sales for the first year by printing them allā€¦

Wouldnā€™t that be fun?

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What, no check?

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Will the sale include ā€œThe Vaultā€ of Trumpā€™s and other peopleā€™s secrets?

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I soon expect late-night infomercials on MIRACLE BIRD-CAGE LINERS.

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"American Media said last week that it wanted to get out of the tabloid business to focus on its other operations "
In other words stop peddling Outrageous Bull Shit.

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And Iā€™ll be in front of you going meticulously through my stack of coupons to check if any of them have expired yet.

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