Discussion: National Enquirer Takes A Hit In Circulation

If that money means a president and congress who will give you and your clients a trill-dollar tax windfall and license to loot whatever you damn please, it’s money well invested. And after all the “fake news” media are banned by the brownshirts, profits will be right back up.

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One solution to AMI’s profitability problems would be to sell Trump’s decades of dirt back to him at a premium price. With a long term debt load like that why would they just sit on the most valuable asset they own without explanation? If they don’t isn’t that proof Chatham Asset “Management” is just an influence operation?

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A glimpse of the reality - Christie is & has been one of the most comprehensively & elaborately stunningly corrupt players in politics for a couple of decades - repurposing public funds has been one of his favorite gambits … clever in that it resembles masterful large scale criminal money laundering & kick-backs.
Not surprising considering he is such a schmuck of a human on a fundamental level.

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National Enquirer Takes A Hit In Circulation

Stoopid people with now even more time on their hands. Now that’s a conundrum!

I beg to differ. There’s nowhere to hide.

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Funny how so much of the right-wing media - Breitbart, The Federalist, National Enquirer, etc. - has a wide reach in the public perception yet is massively unprofitable and only propped up by billionaire investors.

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So the Trumpettes who have been buying this crap have finally figured out that they were being conned? Maybe there is hope they figure out who Trump is, too?

I think that is a feature to the Republicans. They don’t want government workers to have any more access to that money than is absolutely necessary to keep the issue under wraps.

Remember the Washington Times? Lost somewhere north of a billion dollars, but sure did change the conversation in DC.

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The suppression of free speech is very lucrative.

Yeah it’s a good analogy for Trump support in general. It has wide reach in public perception yet is much smaller than it seems.

The BEST Fake News

Kinda looks like Stephen Miller

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I appreciate that you’ve thought deeply about this. It is very creative and I like it.

I’ve noticed that in my grocery store, this rag has been kept behind a white semi transparent sheet of plastic, for quite some time, I’d say longer than a year or two. Somebody probably complained that their kid was looking at boobs in a photo or something. They were also super harsh with Hillary, lurid headlines, unflattering photos. But in any event–out of sight, out of mind, which is where it should be.

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That makes it the FAILING National Enquirer, amirite?

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Trump: I am going to buy it for few millions and sell it to Fake Media for a couple of Billions. Everyone is happy and I will be the one with money.

More like, nationalise the rag by giving them a straight billion from the Pentagon budget, then turn around and make it required reading for all GOP operatives and members of the military.

I came really close to buying the issue that had the Rafael Cruz-JFK assassination story on the cover because it was such a sign of the times. I’m kinda sorry I passed it up.

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I agree – too busy and repetitive.