Don Jr. is not handling the divorce well.
Male PA Announcer: āThe red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of naked passengers only.ā
Female PA Announcer: āNo, the WHITE zone is for loading of naked passengers.ā
Male PA Announcer: āThe red zone has ALWAYS been for loading and unloading of naked passengers.ā
Female PA Announcer: āDonāt you tell ME which zone is for naked loading!ā
Male PA Announcer: āListen, Betty, donāt start up with your āwhite zoneā sh!t againā¦ā
He left his MAGA hat in the restroom? Oh the travesty
Perhaps he was bombed. A little early in the morning butā¦
Florida Man. Now with extra nakedness.
Of course Florida Man only has sandals, cutoffs, and a beater T on when heās dressed to the hilt. Iāve spent enough time in the Keys to know that. So he can get naked mere seconds after his meds wear off. They donāt dress in layers down there, as a rule.
I feel sorta sorry for the guy. He took the wrong drugs and could end up spending much of the rest of his life in the slammer.
Unlike what the Sheriff said, itās far more likely he failed to take the right drugs. Maybe heāll be diagnosed now.
A big special thanks goes out to Naked Man for improving the sanity of the news feed today.
āBomb Threatā¦ Prompts Evacuationā
Glad Iām not a janitor at that airport.
What? Oh, not that kind of āevacuationā. Sorry.
ALERT TPM Commentors - has anyone heard from anti-schauden today? uh oh, I think heās finally snappedā¦
No bomb? WTF?
Whatās the world coming to when you can no longer take the word of a naked man on a baggage carousel?