Discussion: Mueller Probe Interviews Stephen Miller

From glancing at Miller’s picture, which never fails to creep me out, i’d guess he’s been walking around with a probe for many years.

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Glad to see that we’ve moved on from money laundering (effective, but boring) to obstruction of justice, which leads us directly into impeachment territory.

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I’m trying to figure out if a mustashe would intensify the creepiness factor or dilute it. Same for a beard or goatee.

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Did they bring in a special interpreter for his interview? Perhaps a rattlesnake?

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Dudley Dead Eyes in the hot seat. Wonder how he held up.

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If Stephen Miller had been born in East Germany, he’d have gleefully ratted out his own parents to the Stasi.

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Grift Graft and Riff Raff

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Miller is one of the most despicably dishonest rodents to ever work in the White House

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POS Miller is less imposing than any of Bronze Star recipient Robert Mueller’s morning dumps.

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I guess this was a natural progression for the most detested guy at Santa Monica High School.

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Now I gotta refer to Miller as ‘Riffraff’ from now on and it’s all because of that meddling billyjoe—er, kids!

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I knew this thread would be rewarding.

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Considering Kushner has turned over documents to Mueller and Hope Hick’s turn is coming soon, not surprising Miller got his turn.

I imagine Mueller will save the Kushners and Trump for last, but I wonder if he’ll call Bannon and Kellyanne to testify at some point.

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Not even a propellor beanie would help. You need a complete teardown and rebuild, starting with those sullen, empty eyes.

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I think some lipstick that goes outside the mouth margins, fake eyelashes, and drawn-on eyebrows might help. And a Phyllis Diller wig. Showing my age …

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So, I did not realize that Jeff Sessions was responsible for both Carter Page and the human ghoul, Stephen Miller.

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Yes. Except that I say this about all of them. It doesn’t make sense but… it’s also true somehow.

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Yup. And that’s despite some fierce competition, especially over the last 9 months.

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What late night comedian was it that referred to Miller as “the National Forehead Repository”?

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You never see him smiling in any photos. And I realize that that is probably a good thing for all our sakes. If he smiled, it would be way worse.

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