āI canāt believe Michael would do this to me.ā
Well, I can.
Trumpās attorney Rudy Giuliani confirmed the existence of the McDougal tape, but said the two-minute call showed no wrongdoing on Trumpās behalf and was actually āpowerful exculpatory evidence.ā
Well, thatās all right, then.
Your āHeād better hope there arenāt any tapesā jokes here.
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Well, that just made my day!!!
So I guess Cohen is as sleazy as Two Scoops. I hope this revelation puts a chill down Two Scoopsā.spine.
In addition to working as a longtime fixer for Trump and the Trump Organization, Cohen arranged a hush money deal for powerful GOP donor Elliott Broidy and did legal work for Fox News host Sean Hannity.
It would be too rich if Mueller/SDNY found out something about Hannity that forced him to flip on Trump over anything of consequence.
ā¦the President had no idea the calls were being recorded. When he learned
this week about the tapes, which are now in the possession of the FBI,
he reportedly said, āI canāt believe Michael would do this to me.ā
Really? Then you really are just as stupid as we all think you are.
Few people have a fuller picture of just how much of a fucking asshole Trump is in real than Cohen. This is what is known in their dirty underworld as an āinsurance policyā and Iām only surprised that Cohen was smart enough to have one of his own!
Like so many other things, I suspect that Giuliani Is going to be sadly mistaken about this.
āTrumpās attorney Rudy Giuliani confirmed the existence of the McDougal tape, but said the two-minute call showed no wrongdoing on Trumpās behalf and was actually āpowerful exculpatory evidence.āā
So, fast forwarding ahead here ā¦ does this mean DT is so outraged that he completely cuts off Cohen, āyouāre dead to meā kind of thing? If so, that screams out Cohen making a deal because no one is riding to the rescue.
However, I could see this going the other way too ā¦ DT either not knowing the law or someone giving him bad advice (telling him what he wants to hear), thinking an immediate pardon would create the legal equivalent of erasing the tapes. Of course it doesnāt, but DT might think that. And a pardon doesnāt help with a state case either.
Not sure right now ā¦ would a deal be better or worse for those associated with Cohen than a pardon would be?
Really? Trump is known to listen-in on private conservations, but he doesnāt think anyone would record him? What a clown.
Oh, man, Iāll bet Hannity is sweating big oily beads.
Cohen canāt be the only person on the planet with such an insurance policy. Heās just the only one we know of thatās had to get it out of the cabinet and file a claim.
Note the specific ātwo minute callā line - it sounds like all the other minimizing they attempt to reduce PR damage.
Do lizards have spines?
Iād bet my next paycheck that Trump also has recordings - he just canāt release them or admit to them because theyād backfire.
Fat Nixon canāt remember what he says from one minute to the next. What are the chances that he has a clear recollection of each and every call heās had over the years with Cohen?
Heās fucked and he knows it. Now watch him attempt a massive distraction.
Have they changed the nuclear codes yet???
Putinās recordings can confirm the Cohen recordings.
āI canāt believe Michael would do this to me.ā
There is no Honor Among Thieves. Cheeto Mussolini should know this better than anyone else as he has raised stabbing āfriends and business partnersā in the back to an art form.
Karma is a BITCH aināt it ShitGibbon?
Send shivers down the dotardās notochord, maybe.
edit to add: oh, of course, his dotochord
Makes me wonder how many Tapes Cohen has with Rudy Giuliani talking about what to do to get out of Alimony payments to his now THREE ex-wifes?