The younger, prettier, smarter version of KACâhow did Roy Moore luck out this way?
Ya Bla Bla Bla
Defending the indefensible because itâs my job.
I took training from Sarah âFrowny McGlowerfaceâ Sanders who shovels more shit than a milk farm stable-hand
Despite the highly controversial statements Moore has made in the past and the allegations of sexual misconduct toward teens piling up against, Moore and Jones are neck-and-neck in the polls and Moore has earned the full endorsement of the President ahead of Tuesdayâs special election.
This says more about the Voters of Alabama and Trump supporters than any scathing editorial.
Theyâre OK with this Really Theyâre OK with this
Thing about believing in the Bibleâthere are a bunch of different versions. And, unless you are fluent in Aramaic, you are reading a translation. So, to believe that the Bible is the literal word of God, you have to believe that God not only guided the hands of those who wrote down the original, but also that He [because if you believe that the Bible is literally true, you believe God is a He] guided the hands of the translators, too. And there are all these different translations, so which one is right?
As the venerable sage, Charlie Chan, put it, âTis a puzzlement.â [Charlie Chan, of course, was played for much of his career by Warner Oland, who was Swedish. Go figure.]
The self-righteousness of those who selectively interpret the Bible is very, very dangerous.
While watching Moore, his spokespersons and his voters, I keep dreaming up new state mottos for Alabama. But I must say: none are very flattering.
Apparently not the little commandment about adultery. (And certainly not about lusting in oneâs heart which is also adultery.)
Mom and dad always said: when someone tells you how moral he and how he follows the Bible, turn and run away.
Laugh or cry, but consider this:
Unless millions upon millions of our fellow citizens find some sense and find it quickly, this is the future of America.
Janet Porter is just as much of a genocidal fantasist as her current boss. In her ideal world, Anderson Cooper would occupy space in an unmarked mass grave.
Put me down in the pessimist column
They want a christian Taliban
They really do
A self-proclaimed staunch evangelical Christian, Moore, in recent years, has equated homosexuality to âbeastiality.â
Bestiality.
Having a âdiscussionâ with these folks is likeâŚ
Everything that has been said about Muslim extremists misinterpreting the Koran to justify their ignorance and violence applies directly to that lot
Iâm sure he believes the parts that can be read to authorize slavery.
The millenarian evangelical wackjobs were eating up Trumpâs embassy move yesterdayâthey really believe it will accelerate the Rapture.
So, I throw a bunch of culture war things out and try to see what sticks approach. People there must be pretty stupid.
The trans bathroom thing is pretty rich. Moore will protect your daughters? Like he did to all those young daughters back in the day. Not sure that is the direction you want to go.
It looks like Anderson Cooper has finally perfected his deadpan stare.
Roy Moore is just one of those âChristiansâ who never bother to read the New Testament or actually believe any of the things that Christ actually preached.
Moore really does believe in Sharia law - Christian version. Or at least his interpretation of Christianity.
I assume itâs one of the translations that keeps in that part about it being a sin to translate the Bilbe.