Discussion: Montana Lawmaker Thinks 'Yoga Pants Should Be Illegal In Public'

Saw his head shot … the lobbyists really fattened this one up … I bet he has no “thigh gap” to speak of :smiley_cat:

Well, now, that just knocks the wind out of the idea of having the Dykes on Bikes lead this summer’s Pride Parade. What about those old ladies who shop at WalMart – you know the ones, they don’t wear bras but should.

I do miss living there. The Castro is a pretty fun place to be. Man nipples for as far as the eyes can see.

Finally the GOP has a serious issue…

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No dessert until your plate is clean, either!!! Arghh!!!

Seriously?

In 2015, trying to reinstate blue laws?

Dude, you lost that one. No one cares. Get the hell over it.

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Prying yoga pants from cold, dead hands anyone? (Yes I’m imagining Chuck Heston in Lululemons)

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Suggesting kids eat vegetables, drink water and move = tyranny of big government.

Yet a proposed law banning yoga pants? crickets.

When can we expect outrage from the good, freedom loving, flag waving pundits at FOX?

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Exactly, it’s the wimmens wearing the tight pants that need to change, and not him and his dirty ass mind.

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State Rep. David Moore ® on Tuesday introduced a bill that would ban any public nipple exposure (including men’s) and “any device, costume, or covering that gives the appearance of, or simulates, the genitals, pubic hair, anus region, or pubic hair region,” according to Mother Jones.

Sounds to me like he also wants to ban sex toys. Yeah, good luck with THAT.

“Any device, costume, or covering.”

I guess the asshole someone should sharpee on David Moore’s face would be okay then.

Republicans are always griping about government intruding unnecessarily in the lives of citizens. Here we have a Republican wanting to legislate a dress code for people. Did he get the memos?

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Well, there is something to be said for requiring all those shirtless fat Teabagger guys to cover the fcuk up.

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The people so adamant and fearful about Sharia Law is trying to impose Sharia Law.

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Pardon me while I poke out my mind’s eye…

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1st amendment ?

More “Small Government” by the Party that brought you Judge Roy Moore, Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and Michele Bachmann!

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See what happens when we don’t let state representatives write their own legislation instead of using ALEC’s handy dandy crib notes.

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Them female parts is sure scary! We need us some small gubmint laws to protect us!

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When yoga pants are outlawed, only outlaws will wear yoga pants.

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