Discussion: Montana GOP Senate Candidate Quietly Scrubs 'Rancher' From His Campaign Bios

Now, he’s simply a “Trump conservative, fighter for Montana.”

I liked “rancher” better.

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Yeah, but does he got him a 4x4 pickemup truck?

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All MAGA hat, no cattle.

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He’s an old cowhand from near Sheridan
And he learned to ride 'fore he learned to stand
He’s a riding fool who is up to date
He knows every trail in the Treasure State
'Cause he rides the range in a Mercedes V-8
Yippie yi yo kayah, yippie yi yo kayah

It’s a sad day when goat-fucking no longer qualifies you as a rancher.

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Maybe he’s a mennil-toss flykune.

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But rat-fucking makes you a viable GOP candidate.

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With zircon-encrusted tweezers…

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Coward.

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Now, he’s simply a “Trump conservative, fighter for Montana.”

Hmm…

Trump con·serv·a·tive

noun

  1. a fiscally kleptocratic white nationalist and Presidential royalist
  2. a politician who first denies, and later embraces their past crimes once irrefutable evidence is presented
  3. a cocktail made by combining every available brand of vodka, in a glass rinsed with olive juice and novichok (where available)
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Down in Texas they’d say, “All had, no cattle.”

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If I own a Pizza Ranch franchise can I call myself a rancher too?

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Just about the greatest song ever recorded!

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That and …

… reported assets worth between $7 million and $32 million.

Fun Fact: Rosendale hasn’t donated any of his own money to his campaign.

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Ahem. “Hat.”

No hat, no cattle

Rosendale is a fraud. Not a real Montanan. A grifter.

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gosh, what are he and george bush going to do now that they have no great big he-man cattle roundups to go on?
Maybe they can take a few life-drawing classes together.

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rauncher?

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or internationally famous gourmet italian chef

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