Now, he’s simply a “Trump conservative, fighter for Montana.”
I liked “rancher” better.
Yeah, but does he got him a 4x4 pickemup truck?
All MAGA hat, no cattle.
He’s an old cowhand from near Sheridan
And he learned to ride 'fore he learned to stand
He’s a riding fool who is up to date
He knows every trail in the Treasure State
'Cause he rides the range in a Mercedes V-8
Yippie yi yo kayah, yippie yi yo kayah
It’s a sad day when goat-fucking no longer qualifies you as a rancher.
Maybe he’s a mennil-toss flykune.
But rat-fucking makes you a viable GOP candidate.
With zircon-encrusted tweezers…
Coward.
Now, he’s simply a “Trump conservative, fighter for Montana.”
Hmm…
Trump con·serv·a·tive
noun
- a fiscally kleptocratic white nationalist and Presidential royalist
- a politician who first denies, and later embraces their past crimes once irrefutable evidence is presented
- a cocktail made by combining every available brand of vodka, in a glass rinsed with olive juice and novichok (where available)
Down in Texas they’d say, “All had, no cattle.”
If I own a Pizza Ranch franchise can I call myself a rancher too?
Just about the greatest song ever recorded!
That and …
… reported assets worth between $7 million and $32 million.
Fun Fact: Rosendale hasn’t donated any of his own money to his campaign.
Ahem. “Hat.”
No hat, no cattle
Rosendale is a fraud. Not a real Montanan. A grifter.
gosh, what are he and george bush going to do now that they have no great big he-man cattle roundups to go on?
Maybe they can take a few life-drawing classes together.
rauncher?
or internationally famous gourmet italian chef