He does, however, rely heavily on his patented Eustaceanator™, which resembles a freakishly oversized decoder ring with a couple of polyalphabetic substitution cipher bi-directional rotary dials, a series of flashing indicator lights, and a really bitchen Jacob’s ladder coming out of the center. It’s been speculated that his signature "!!!1111one!!!1!!1!"s are actually excess bits of end-code that, due to his busy schedule, he sometimes forgets to strip out. Or so I’ve heard.
Some have said that his monocle actually contains a Green Athermal Shade 14 Glass Welding Lense. But that’s all hearsay.
One thing is for sure: The Ghost of Eustace Tilley rarely, if ever, finds a need to use his slide ruler anymore. And he doesn’t plagiarize!
See, it’s called “leveraging.” You are efficient, goal-oriented, proactive, and entrepreneurial when you take others’ work and use it to achieve your own objectives…
Is the ‘other’ Monica still around? Perfect fit for The Donald … but (thinking about it) she may be too old now - over 35. But then again she’s kinda slutty with a good size rack and lots of red lipstick. The beret always got me. And I’m sure Donnie already smokes Cubans. So yeah, it might work.
Monica is out in the Trump administration. Will Tom Price be far behind?
Georgia Congressman Tom Price is proving once again that when it comes to flouting conflicts of interest, he and Donald Trump have a lot in common. Trump’s nominee for Health Secretary, Price reportedly bought thousands of dollars in a medical-device company last year and then, less than a week later, introduced legislation to benefit it. Later, the company’s PAC donated to Price, CNN reports.
Even if this withdrawal is a somewhat pleasant surprise, I would rank plagiarism as a relatively minor disqualification compared with Trump’s other nominees. And most of them will be confirmed. So I am afraid that Trump transition team knows what they are doing – they know that neither Trump supporters nor Republicans in Congress care about qualifications of the nominees. Therefore, they vet nominees for allegiance to the cause (Trump) not for qualifications.
She decided to “pursue other opportunities?” That’s the way a favored trump supporters explains why she had to turn down a job in that administration? Guess when your suitors defend your plagiarism, you cannot be embarrassed or shamed in any way.
Most upstanding people of this country would have admitted to being a fraud and stepped away quietly. Instead, trump supporters consider people trying to make a better life by stepping across a border a capital offense but white collar stealing is a “hireable” quality. The irony and hypocrisy of trump and its supporters in smothering.
I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say you’re just being super snarky in a darcy kind of way that no one else can recognize. But if you mean to say with sincerity that Lewinsky deserves more slut shaming after all these years, then I’ll only say you need help and should participate in a feminist conscious raising group.
