She could always borrow it from Judge Roy Moore’s son.
A little weed might loosen her up as well.
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Mitten’s a guy who uses “summer” as a verb so the inability to talk with other than the 1% is built in.
He could have done that by showing all the charitable contributions on his tax returns…but then we would have also seen that he probably paid about a 5% tax rate, made money on a company that disposed of aborted embryos/fetuses, etc.
Yes, I think he just is “detached”. I have no hatred for him, I just don’t want him making policy. I think he can be a bit of a pushover too. I think with a Dem Senate and House, he would be easier to deal with as a Republican President than many others. But with a Repub Senate and House, he would just roll over and let them have their way. Thank goodness he did not get in.
Plus he did not just have two positions on an issue. He usually had 5 or 6 depending on audience. He has no backbone.
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I can’t…I don’t…I…no…I…words…fail…me.
Prediction: Holyfield unleashes a withering low-blow screaming rocket directly to Romney’s crotch … Romney proceeds totally unfazed … confirming Romney’s long suspected lack of vital organs in that area.
It. Has. Come. To. This.
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Boxing Mittens.
is there really nothing…nothing at all…this healthy rich white guy to can find to do with his life after failing at politics?
Nothing…
did he ever even box
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Oh. Please. No. Does he really need attention that badly? Cringe worthy.
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What. The. F$CK.???
This can’t be real. There’s no way Mittens takes a bunch to the face from Holyfield or anyone for that matter.
Who?!
Oh, balderdash. Who thinks this is altruistic? He’s trying to keep his name out there, soften his image in case the clown car crashes and burns to ashes and he has to ride in on a white horse and fulfill the great white male dream for the GOP.
And he’s making a vulgar show of his “charity” which is just wrong. It reminds me of how Mrs. McDonalds Krock was always getting her face in the news for giving away a million here and a million there while she was paying her employees sweat shop wages.
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What’s next Mitt? Mud wrestling?
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Uh, no.
Where’s the Onion attribution for this story?
Like Teddy Atlas, I’m calling it right now - Mitt will want out and get himself DQed, possibly for biting.
Will this be as awkward as the time he was serenaded by Meatloaf?
Oh the infinite hysterical photo ops ! This will make Michael Dukakis in a tank look sensible!
He is still running for president…