These are the very effers who don’t deserve any cake … or flowers … or pizza.
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Everyone having sex is hilarious or porn - everyone ELSE that it.
Not our own sex, tho - no sirree: with us it’s all pure romance and perfectly justifiable and understandable passion. It’s even a surprise to us when our own spouses, who we thought knew us so well and we them, for some reason fail to get it and rather than being happy for us actually get upset. and look at us for a long time thereafter like some life form they’d taken for granted was human but pretty clearly has been revealed as insectoid. Other people just can’t seem to grow up and keep it in their own pants, but when it comes to ourselves, it’s all deeply meaningful, full of grandeur, irresistible and timeless.
Or, sure, sordid, sometimes; but we NEEDED that, can’t you understand.
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Josh—if you’re going to post stories like this with photos, you’ll have to start providing brain bleach for all of us.
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You know, wouldn’t it be truly fantastic if one or more of the SCOTUS Justices takes note of this and mentions it (sans names) in their findings? I wouldn’t be too surprised if it happened. Justice Ginsberg in particular but even Sotomayor or Kagan. 
He was probably very nice to her seeing eye dog.
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Another case of the little head doing the thinking for the big head.
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How soon should we expect this tired and worn out line from the Speaker?
'I’m going to step down from my Speakership position to spend more time with my wife and family, whom I dearly love!"
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‘spending more time with my wife’s attorney’ is more likely.
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Another of the so-called family values proponents strikes again!!!
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Well, I’m pretty sure his wife isn’t giving him any for a while! She’s beating him like a rented mule right now, I’ll bet.
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I was thinking the same thing (but with a less colorful analogy). I remember that Henry Kissinger said power is an aphrodisiac, but I was a young woman then and just thought he must have gotten confused because of a language barrier or something. But, no, it appears that every time some right winger at any level of government decides to play around with an intern or other young staffer, he’s an old, bloated, seriously fugly man. After decades of this I have had to concede that Kissinger was right about this one thing.
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She’s a college FRESHMAN. Diehl is the only one in this game that qualifies as STOOPID.
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'Scuse me, but if a sexual encounter left me quivering it would mean I wasn’t done – is she so young she’s never had sex with a real man, so she believes him when he tells her she’s supposed to still be “quivering” while he zips up and goes for drinks with the guys?
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… ah, family value on display again.
Sounds like maybe she’s been giving the man some fake Os.
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Enough with the fat-shaming
This is what passes for “praying” among the Christian Wrong in Missouri these days. No wonder so many people are giving up on Christianity.
Once the GOP highjacked Jesus and bastardized what he stood for, there is nothing that shocks us any longer from the Republican Party. Torture, shutting down bridges stranding commuters for days, taking food and healthcare away from poor children and the disabled…it’s all in the Bible somewhere, right?
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She just doesn’t want her friends to know that she has such low self-esteem. But maybe he paid her? Students aren’t getting any help from Republicans with rates on their student loans.
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"i would like to apologize to my wife, my children and my constituents. i pray god will lead me from this darkness. this will only bring me closer to my family.
i will not be resigning my post as speaker nor my seat, for either of these would be abandoning my commitments to the people of my district and of missouri. now is the time to step up to my obligations and not abdicate them."
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Simply a matter that should be between him and his wife, right Bill and Hillary supporters everywhere?