Discussion: Minnesota Lawmakers Deny They Were Ticketed For 'Making Out' In Park

system1 · September 3, 2015, 1:02pm

Discussion for article #240062

roberta · September 3, 2015, 2:04pm

Oh if only the officer had a body cam…

imkmu3 · September 3, 2015, 2:07pm

“…that he met up with Mack in the park to pick up documents related to a health-care plan…”

He was looking for the mythical Republican Health Care Plan in her pants! Crafty…very crafty.

steviedee111 · September 3, 2015, 2:09pm

The deputy wrote in his notes that the woman’s pants “were unzipped and pulled down,”

Mack must have been filing the documents in her vagina cabinet.

machoneman · September 3, 2015, 2:09pm

Uh oh, caught her with her Republican-values pants (panties?) down.
Bet a mouth swab of her would show his sperm…betcha!
Well, at least unlike Bristol, she’d not get pregnant by this fellow Republican. No siree, blow jobs only!
Wonder how long (in 3-2-1!) it’ll take for both their current married spouses to file for divorces? Maybe a two-fer lawyer deal?
Bwahahahahah!

spocksblackpants · September 3, 2015, 2:10pm

So Marky Mark and Marsha Brady here become the new faces of GOoPer Lives Matter?

brooklyndweller · September 3, 2015, 2:11pm

But before that happens, they will beg Jesus for forgiveness.

chris_gautreau · September 3, 2015, 2:15pm

I’m starting to really respect Michigan for all the freaks. You people are downright nasty!

bonvivant · September 3, 2015, 2:18pm

This is easy to explain. Being as over half of all GOP legislation concerns women’s reproductive organs, he was simply doing job related research.

mattinpa · September 3, 2015, 2:21pm

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upwitoulz · September 3, 2015, 2:21pm

Thank you but this was Minnesota.

longtimeobserver · September 3, 2015, 2:31pm

Family values, unzipped and dropped.

benthere · September 3, 2015, 2:31pm

Why did they have to go to a park to transfer documents? Why not at the office? Why not at Starbucks?

austin_dave · September 3, 2015, 2:31pm

Or a hourly-rate motel?

humpback · September 3, 2015, 2:32pm

He should have followed the standard GOP playbook and started a rumor that he was gay.

sojourner44 · September 3, 2015, 2:32pm

I’m curious. Why does it seem that republicans are the biggest cooze hounds around?

richardinjax · September 3, 2015, 2:33pm

Here’s a question for these mighty fine GOP’ers…if a Cop would lie about two consenting adults getting it on might he also lie about the conditions under which he shot someone? Just asking. Because you know what the GOP’ers say…"the Cops never lie "

humpback · September 3, 2015, 2:33pm

No, they will simply report that Jesus already forgave them (so you should too).

lowtechcyclist · September 3, 2015, 2:35pm

Indeed! Does Minnesota pay its state legislators so poorly that they couldn’t afford to get a room?

cpl593h · September 3, 2015, 2:36pm

Faith and family!