Discussion: Militia Leader Accused Of Extorting Members Using Cartel Name Will Plead Not Guilty

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El Dumbo Bandito

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They usually even reject making a plea at all, but I would not be surprised if some “sovereign citizen” motion practice is incoming.

ETA: I like this example because it’s Posner…and the author of the article isn’t wrong when he talks about Posner in reverent terms as a god among mere mortals when it comes to babypowdered judicial pimpslappery…

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The Mastur Race.

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Is there a “non-movie theater style” pops corn and how do I order it?

Ah, the ol’ Hermann Göring defense!

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I hope his lawyer is getting paid in advance.

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adding: “I am not deterred, just relocated.”

Bravely ran away…

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I’ll try this again: How do I order it? /s

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Well, there’s this alternative product:

Amazon carries it too.

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Watch out for the alt-right, pal.

Those guys worship murderers.

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Just an aside: Years ago I played in Colville for a year one week. I think the place was called The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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It never ceases to amaze me what gets ordered from Amazon.

BTW, I’ll have about 6,000 bushel of the un-popped movie theater style (like the drug store or gas station has a different way to pop it!) ready in late September. Already have a buyer lined up; an area company is the largest private label microwave popcorn processor.

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“Bolton was arrested at his parents’ house…”

If only half the libertarians and militia members in America moved out of their parent’s basement, the real estate market would skyrocket higher than Trump on an Adderall-fueled Space Force hallucination.

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If we’re going to get corny then I’ll add review of my favorite already popped pop corn. It’s Angie’s-Boom Chicka Pop. I like it cause it’s not greasy, which saves me from having to clean my keyboard every week.

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Yeah, but think of the hit that Frito-Lay would take to their stock price due to the loss in Cheeto futures.

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Every time they show a picture of one of these guys I want to post the theme from “Psycho”, but then I don’t because I have too much respect for the genius of Bernard Herrmann to demean his music in that way.

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Any relationship to John Bolton? He appears to share numerous psychological characteristics.

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