Hmm. No mention of his last colonoscopy that found a giant polyp that turned out to be his head.
The Man From Glad is the new hermetically sealed guy to have a beer with. Not!
No mention of the lobotomy?
A polyp can be removed, but he will never be able to pull his head out of his ass.
If Clinton had had two cancerous cells removed AND had a hernia, the conspiracy theory folks would have her on death’s door. Most of our candidates are over 50, and most people over 50 have had something minor that could have become major by that time. I’m 59, and I’ve had two knee ops and kidney stones…but my doc says I’m in above average health.
I guess I’m glad that Trump hit a trifecta yesterday–clearly tricking the press into making an informercial for his hotel (they seemed to have gotten angriest when Trump’s people wouldn’t let a producer for the pool report on the tour), making no sense and clearly LYING about HRC and birtherism, and then going out that night and basically threatening the other candidate’s life.
The press coverage of Trump, if he loses, will be a big, big story that the press will fail to learn from (reminiscent of the story of the press in the Bush years discussed in a book called Lapdogs). But if he WINS, the press coverage will be more than a story; it will the lynchpin that led to something that potentially could end American democracy. And the feckless press will blame Clinton for their shortcomings because they just didn’t like a person who didn’t like them after they hounded her over every non-story they could find and refused to accept “no charges filed” at the end of every trumped-up investigation.
HRC needs to figure out some way to get some warm, touchy-feely coverage from the press or she’ll NEVER get out from under their negative spin, leaving the GOP plenty of room to refuse to let her govern. How can she heal her press relations?
I’m surprised the Doctor didn’t reveal his dark heart. He does have one with all the bad things he did in Indiana.
So we know details about three out of four major players in this election. When will the fourth finally disclose? When indeed.
Or an immediate 100 % closure of his sphincter whenever LGBT Rights come up.
Of course they forgot to mention that he has no heart, and hence, no blood at all. Never saw a man more drained of life than this guy.
Does a lapdog actually need a medical ? /s
All tests were positive it looks like, just like HO.
and can maintain his “high level of professional work”
Ok…I’ll bite. When will he start?
I mean, this is the joker who was forced to back down from his awful bill restricting rights of same sex couples.
So where is the info about Pence’s obvious mental problem? Only a nitwit would say he was going to run the country instead of Trump. Donald doesn’t take backseat to anyone. Can this nation really withstand another Cheney manipulating a sock puppet like W?
I’m thinking–hoping?–that the press is starting to concentrate more on Trump-the-Liar than on Trump-the-Easy-Story.
But I don’t think Hillary needs feel-good coverage. It’s probably too late for that. She should play against it–say, “Look, I know that I don’t come across as a warm and fuzzy person, but I’m running for president. Being president is a serious business (subtext: I know, because I’ve seen it up close for a long time), and it takes a serious person. So, I’m sorry if I don’t tell a joke as well as some people, and if I some people don’t like me. But I want to be president, because of all the good that the president can do.”
Yes, but Trump won’t be managed. His greatest weakness, even more than his pathological lying, may be his unmanageability. If Pence thinks he’s going to be in charge of anything, he’s even dumber than I thought. And I don’t know if that’s possible.
“No pulse, no heartbeat, cold as ice,” noted his internist.
Invent the time machine that takes us back to 1992 in order to make that happen.
Fixed it
With trump-Pence anything absolutely anything is possible