Discussion: Mike Pence Backs Up Trump: 'I Stand By The President'

I know TPM is a dignified website where most of the posters post thoughtful opinions. I must deviate from that norm and say: FUCK YOU MIKE PENCE!!!

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a double fuck

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And he’ll sleep in the bunk below him.

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Et tu, Pencé?

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“Mike Pence thinks he’s going to be President by making statements like this. What up with that?”

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Hey, Mike. I see the light at the end of the tunnel, and I think it’s your political career. And it’s not a tunnel. It’s a sewer pipe.

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Trump/Pence 2020: 6 Hots and 2 Cots

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He has all Tammy Wynette’s other albums, too. I’m waiting for D I V O R C E.

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“Mike Pence is standing by President Trump in the wake of Trump’s off-the-rails press conference…”

Let’s just put it this way:

Even Dan Quayle would trounce Mike Pence in the lightening round of Quantum Mechanics Jeopardy!™

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Mike, if you had any fucking brains, you wouldn’t “stand by” Trump. You’d hide behind that Jupiter-sized ass of his.

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Mike, you are a typical gutless, born again asshole, Republican. May God rot your balls.

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Shhh! Watch your language! “Mother” might hear you! LOL!

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Wake-ship or Wake-furneral ?

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TrumPence are so tight soon they’ll be wearing matching orange jumpsuits.

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Hmmm. These guys always lie, so therefore Pence is measuring the drapes in the Oval Office

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That would depend on whether they are incarcerated at the same facility.

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“The strength of the United States of America is always strongest, as the President has said so eloquently, when we are united."

Coffee through nose onto shirt. Thanks, Pence. You’re fucking hilarious.

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Pence is a spineless weasel.

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“He said he is planning to end his weeklong trip to Latin America early and return to the U.S. Thursday. Pence was originally scheduled to return to the U.S. on Friday.”

This is the interesting part of this. Why? Just because they know there’s another Trump-fueled crisis? Or something bigger? Speculation is rampant right now, and not only from the extreme twitterers.

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One hateful bigot backing another - wow, what a courageous statement.

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