Discussion: Michael Cohen Wanted Trump To Debut 2016 Campaign With Women In Bikinis, Elephants

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Thanks a lot, Michael! - You just spoiled the Fantastic Fourth of July Special starring Your Beloved President, Donald Trump!.

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You used my almost most favorite word!!! Yay!!! :smiley:

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Iā€™d have tuned in if the bikinis were on the elephants ā€¦

would of been huge ! ā€”

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And the deplorables go Gooble Gobble.

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tRump and Kellyanne

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With an elephant for a husband?

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No.

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FIFY.

If heā€™s paying, itā€™s going to be cheap.

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Hahahahaha. ROFLMAO

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Iā€™m kind of surprised he didnā€™t go for it. He loooovves pictures of himself surrounded by women - think of his pageant owning days - it feeds his delusion that women find him attractive.

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The strange story of housewives who stopped living and became mixed-up zebras.

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However, it appeared that Trump ignored the Hugh Hefner-esque fantasy for a somewhat simpler announcement in front of a crowd of ā€œsupportersā€ who were either paid to be there or were random people pulled from the streets.

Called Mexican migrants rapists after an inexpensive escalator descent. In front of a room of acting extras paid approximately $20 per.
Nominated a rapist to the SCOTUS after stealing the rigged election.
Is himself accused of rape by Ivana Trump in her thinly veiled autobiographical novel and in her Divorce complaint which has since been sealed. And has confessed to being a sexual predator groper assaulter but denies any truth to it and insists it is fat middle aged man locker room talk.

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My Hairs!

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ā€œI see a line of beautiful girls dressed as stormtroopers each one a gem. With leather boots and whips on their hips. Itā€™s risque, dare I say, S&M! I see MAGA soldiers dancing through New York played by chorus boys in very tight pants. And wait thereā€™s more! THEY WIN THE WAR! And the dances they do will be daring and new. Turn turn kick turn, turn turn kick turn, one two three kick turn!ā€

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Sooooo apt!

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You mean the barker turned down a full-on carnival???

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Mel Brooksā€™ attorneys will be in touch with you shortlyā€¦

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Nearly naked women and elephantsā€¦yup. trump fer sure.

(Head in hands).

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