Discussion: MIA Melania Will Skip G7, North Korea Summits

Black eye? Can’t think of reasons to not be seen

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While I am concerned about her well-being, I completely understand if she does not want to be seen in public pretending to tolerate her husband.

On the other hand, if she were to go, I am sure either Canada or Singapore would gladly grant her asylum.

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robo-melania is scheduled for a test-run:

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She’s probably needs an extended period to heal from a plastic surgery procedure.
Depression and stress slows up the healing process. If you look at how tight her face is already, any work to look natural will be more invasive.

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By marrying Dotard, Melania has created a more diabolical prison for herself than anything KJU could have ever come up with.

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That was my guess as well. Any signs of age and she will be officially replaced with a still younger model.

If there is a more irrelevant person in DC today I’m hard pressed to name them. Melania doesn’t matter. At all. To anyone.

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Maybe something to do with erasing those frown lines around the mouth.

Empathypalooza! Glitziest, buzziest schmaltzfest evah! Ratings gold baby!

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Will the Khizr and Ghazala Khan be invited?

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I’ve heard that no press will be allowed at this function. Could it be because she’ll spend 10 mins. smiling, greeting people and then race out of the prison again?

IMO, I don’t think it’s necessarily plastic surgery. I mean, maybe she’ll have her eyes done yet again(!) so that her now slitty eyes will be even harder to see through but the healing time shouldn’t be that long.

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And what’s-his-name’s widow?

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Myeshia Johnson

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Was trying to make a point sardonically. Clearly I have failed. : (

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Let’s be fair - the article says the event is to “honor” Gold Star families; it doesn’t say the families are invited. I mean, you know how weepy & depressing these people can be, always focusing on their loss & feelings, and not nearly as appreciative of Dear Leader’s amazing awesomeness as they should
be.

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I assumed from the no-press condition that there might in fact be bereaved survivors there with whom the buffoon-in-chief was planning to interact in his unique way.

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Sean Spicer may meet your criteria if and when he visits DC.

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“Kidney condition” could mean anything in Trump’s doctor’s world (Bornstein).

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Geez, you’d think they could get the tie right.

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