I know that guy! He is “TUCKER,” the privileged trust fund baby oppressed by poor people and ACORN.
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It’s an easy mistake! Most people have a difficult remembering the name “Tucker Carlson”…Replace the T with an F and the response, all his life, has always been, “Oh THAT Carlson.”
My wife just walked by and reminded me that our neighbor’s daughter has a hamster named “Tucker”…a hamster which is cuter and smarter and a better dancer than the one mentioned in this thread.
I love that woman!
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What, don’t these people watch Dancing with the Stars?
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A proven liar. In 2007 he took an entirely different position in the David Vitter case.
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And whose biggest moment in life is getting his ass kicked on live TV by Jon Stewart… and he KNOWS IT!
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Matt Boyle is the source of the story. Carlson is just worried that a FBI investigation will prove to be his undoing.
Carlson: The annoying little fuck who deserved all those grade school ass-kickings.
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No more Swanon’s for me!
We all have much bigger problems than worrying about Tucker Carlson. The dude is beyond irrelevant. Hell, I’m a nobody and I’m probably more relevant to Menendez than Carlson is and I live in Vermont.
Conservatives love journalists who are stubbornly wrongheaded, willfully ignorant or blissfully naive. The reputations of journalists like Sarah Palin and Billy Kristol has grown every time they were wrong on the facts and when they demonstrated a tenuous grasp of reality.
If you never were, can you be a has-been?
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You mean Comrade Carlson!
The notorious cuban mole hiding in a tea bagger’s Swanson dinner.
Insidious!
So every time I hear of "Tucker who?"s blog, I think… isn’t “caller” a name for a john? So a “daily caller” would be a very regular user of a prostitute’s services?
Quite, Tucker has been a wannabe all his career. At first Tucker tried to be a serious David Brooks type but his just isn’t clever or smart enough.
Then he decided to go all out and be the next Limbaugh, lying and smearing his way to the top. But he just doesn’t have the chops for it. He is a privileged trust fund baby and just doesn’t have any idea of how the common man thinks. So he is always having to fake it. Carlson doesn’t know how to tap the vein of racist bigotry on the US right because he doesn’t think like a racist. But cynically exploiting racism to get noticed is still racism even if its insincere.
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“Much bigger problems than worrying about me.”
What part of “Tucker who?” do you not understand??
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I love the cheap Pot Pies. If I’m gonna buy a Swanson, I’ll just make my own. But there’s something about those Swansons. Go to Banquet. They taste even cheaper … LOVE EM!
Who is Carlson? No one who matters. And that is the root of this entire sorry “story.”
That is a great question. Tucker Carlson, who are you?
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Indeed.
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