Discussion: Melania Trump Would Prefer Her Husband 'Stay Away From Retweets' (VIDEO)

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Trump can’t be trusted to use Twitter properly, but somehow he’s expecting people to trust him to be President.

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What a pretty radical you are! A real reformer, like Nancy.

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Well, at least we wouldn’t have to worry about all those designer dresses that Nancy was wearing.

Cause you don’t wear dresses while rolling around naked on a faux bear skin rug.

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Melanoma says…"My Donnie good man. He strong…make good leader ya!
Seriously her delivery seemed to be on that level. But I suspect it was speaking in public using what is clearly her second or third language that made her visibly uncomfortable. I remember how painful my 1st attempt to lecture to a class was.

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Donnie looks ever so much the doting husband when a camera catches him gazing into the eyes of a future ex-Mrs. Trump.

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Uh oh. Mrs. Trump 3.0 is starting to think for herself in public.
Better start queuing up 4.0…

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He likes the way his trophy wife gazes at him. He’ll keep her. But if she keeps aging, that could be a problem.

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Poor Mal--------she’s seen the Donald when he lets his hair down…

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Melania resembles a Thai tranny?

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His marriage history doesn’t seem to be anything reassuring for her. Hope she’s got a yuuuge prenup.

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Shorter Melania: Donnie makes such a neat pet. If only he could be housebroken.

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Melania tried eyelid Morse code to no avail…

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She might, you know, like, make a good, you know , a fine, you know, FBOTUS-----B-Bimbo.

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(With apologies to Donovan Leitch…)

“Melania”

When the sun goes to bed
That’s the time you raise your head
That’s your lot in life, Melania
Can’t blame ya
Melania

Arty-tart, la-de-da
Can your part get much sadder?
That’s your lot in life, Melania
Can’t blame ya
Melania

Run your hand through your hair
Paint your face with despair
That’s your lot in life, Melania
Can’t blame ya
Melania

When the sun goes to bed
That’s the time you raise your head
That’s your lot in life, Melania
I can’t blame ya
Melania

Arty-tart, oh so la-de-da
Can your part ever get, ever get much sadder?
That’s your lot in life, Melania
I can’t blame ya
No, no, no, Melania
Oh, Melania

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MEgaLomANIA

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“Well, I sometimes I feel that the retweets, sometimes get him in trouble,” she said. “So just I said, ‘Stay away from, you know, stay away from retweets.’”

And that ladies and gentlemen, is about as deep a thought as you’ll ever get from Melania Drumpf. Facile doesn’t come close to describing this woman.