Discussion: Melania Trump Makes First Appearance Outside WH Since 'Little Rough Patch'

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Disney animatronics are freakin’ awesome…

So sorta life-like…

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Thank you, honey.

My skin crawled when I read this. And, thinking of her having to listen to POtuS say that to her, I even felt sorry for her. But only just a little. And for only a few seconds. And then my skin crawled a little more.

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Yeah, the whole thing sounds super creepy. Did she speak at all? “Look at her! She’s fine! Aren’t you, honey? Of course!” (Melania: [silent scream])

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“First lady Melania Trump re-emerged Wednesday shoulder-to-shoulder with her husband…”

Are we absolutely sure it wasn’t Rudy in drag?

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Must have taken them that long to get the smile modulator subsystem installed.

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If Donnie says its fake it MUST be fake. Right?

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The White House did not allow journalists to cover the Gold Star event out of respect for the families,

Say wut?

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And that visual just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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“Melania! Melania!! We’re so glad you’re back, and you look terrific! How was the weather in Stepford?”

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“She had a little rough patch, but she’s doing great,” Roughly translates into “she had a nervous breakdown.”

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I wonder if she’ll be in trouble for escaping. Maybe they’ll put her in the box like Steve Mcqueen.

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Or just enough time for the bruises to heal.

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Wait. “Rough patch?” The WH spent the last several weeks saying she was doing great so STFU. So which was it? Oh, who gives a shit. These people lie about lies they previously lied about, so it’s pretty much pointless to even ask.

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This is pretty much the couple’s default behavior in public, right? Except when Melania is broadcasting a recorded Michelle Obama speech through her sonic-projection facehole?

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I thought exactly the same thing. Takes about 2 weeks for a bruise to completely heal and go away.

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If you’re referencing Cool Hand Luke then it was Paul Newman.

If you’re going for The Great Escape then yes it was Steve McQueen.

Who wore cool better?

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“A little rough patch” = suicide attempt.

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Wasn’t the box in Papillon?

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Don’t be absurd, DJT would let her stroke out on the floor and then milk it for public sympathy.

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