Discussion: Massage Parlor Magnate Denies Reports She Hawked Trump Access

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Yes, she did.

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The road between making your money pimping sex slaves and pimping Putin’s puppet is a short one.

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You’re in trouble anyway…Life’s unfair… :confused:

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Who could possibly dismiss the sacred word of a massage parlor magnate?

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Aw, gee, no happy ending…

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“She added that she had taken the American name Cindy after immigrating in 1999, out of appreciation for musician Cyndi Lauper.”

Girls just want to have fun, amirite?

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I’d be scared, too. But I also wouldn’t have been involved in such shady and sketchy endeavors that cast such ugly and suspicious shadows.

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massage parlor magnate, sex slaver and Chinese spy? Who indeed?

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Climax arrange denier.

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Might we add presidential pimp?

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She was only providing workers to do the jobs americans won’t do.

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And that would be having sex with wealthy Republicans? (I can certainly see what that might be challenging job position to fill.)

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FBI counter intell has been surveilling you, just like in your homeland. Bada bing, bada boom.

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…perhaps…

Climax exchange denier.

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Well, Trump had to “import” Ivana and Melania. Marla is american but didn’t last long.

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OT, but interesting

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She thinks she’s too pretty to go to prison.

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Clearly she knows nothing about Cindy Lauper’s politics, if she had, taking the name of, oh, I don’t know, Jeanine or Ann or Laura or Sarah would have been a better fit.

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“I’m so scared,” she told NBC, reportedly adding that she has difficulty sleeping and eating.

From the pictures I’ve seen she doesn’t look like she’s missed many meals.

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