Spineless little establishment quisling.
I thought this failed little robot went home to spend more time with his family. Apparently they can’t stand him either. Who cares who Marco wants for President?
Rubio: Cruz can speak some spanish. That and the fact he was not born in US makes it a perfect choice. I hope he is as successful as our previous great conservative president, George Bush.
Look at that face!
It’s the Hispanic Chris Chrisrie!
https://safesearch.avira.com/#images/result?q=chris+christie+endorses+trump+looks+sad&source=newtab
I’m gonna go all wonky and supply a brief explanation of what’s a quisling.
World War II: from the name of Major Vidkun Quisling (1887–1945), the Norwegian army officer and diplomat who ruled Norway on behalf of the German occupying forces 1940–45.
A pendejo endorsing a pendejo. News at 11.
Brutally painful.
I hear JEB isn’t even bothering going to Cleveland. I wonder if Rubio will also be a no-show. Or is that only for Senate votes?
“I’m not going to be the vice president.”
Well, at least that’s one he can take to the bank. Seldom were truer words spoken. As Emiliano would say, “Yo lo garantizo.”
The Rubiot20Never’s new software still seems a bit buggy.
Nothing beats Lindsey Graham’s “endorsement” of Cruz: “It’s like being shot or poisoned . . .You might find an antidote to poisoning." With friends like these…
“I’m not going to be the vice president.”
We knew that long ago. Just like we knew long ago that you were not going to be the President either.
Rubio does not want to endorse too strongly. According to Speaker Ryan, Rubio is still in the running for the nomination himself.
Maybe Rubio and Carson could form a Reluctant Endorsers Support Group.
I guaran-damn-tee it. 
“I had to. While I’m more Cuban, he is taller.”
“I hope that they’ll nominate a conservative,” Rubio said on conservative radio, according to ABC News. "The only one [presidential candidate] that fits that criteria is Ted Cruz.”
Translation: you aren’t a conservative if you think poor people should have affordable health insurance.
Sorry, Kasich. All that union busting and Planned Parenthood pounding and privatization and shifting the tax burden off of high earners was for nothing. You are allowed to do all of the above in the name of helping the poor, but you aren’t allowed to actually help them.