I have sworn off TV for today.
This afternoon I had an appointment at my dentist to get my teeth cleaned (no cavities btw). It seemed to me to be a much better alternative than listening to a buffoon. On the way to the dentist’s office I was tuned into NPR and I heard someone say “This is a chance for Trump to be Presidential”. I nearly drove off the road laughing. This evening when the speech is actually happening it will be, for me, a showing of “The Blob”.
Nah. I don’t want him dead. I want him in federal prison. Sharing a cell with a 6’ 7", 275-lb. black karate champion who prays towards Mecca 5 times a day. Or a 5’8" 350-lb. banjo-playing inbred named Bubba who thinks Donald has “perty lips”.
Well ya know…EVERYTHING … hasta be about him and if it isn’t an ego stroke then it’s fake.
If DT were in fact the least antisemitic human in the history of life then he could not have announced during his campaign that he would ban Muslims from America considering that the Holy Koran is written in a Semitic language, was written by a Semite (Muhammad), a large percentage of all the Muslims are Semites, and The Kaaba is in Mecca a city in a Semite land.
I’ll be opening for Yakov Smirnoff all next month in Branson, MO., where Las Vega has-beens go to die.
And remember: “In Soviet Russia, veal eats YOU!”
If I was listening to NPR in the car and Shrub came on, I changed the channel. That stupid fake drawl drives me up the wall. The Donald is worse yet. Shrub is particularly poorly spoken, but the Donald is even more annoying and can’t even form proper sentences. It would be interesting for someone to “keep score” on how many times he fucks up from prepared notes.
