Discussion: Man Arrested After Firing Shots Inside Florida Bank

So, Donnie, what are you going to do about crime WITHIN the U.S.? Put a wall around Florida?

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It’s okay. I’m sure this Florida Man was just standing his ground (assuming he wasn’t African-American).

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It’s possible that he was a member of the well-regulated militia exercising his uninfringeable 2nd Amendment right to bear arms. Unless he was not white; then he is clearly a criminal.

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He was probably checking on a gun he kept in a security box to keep it save and accidently shot it.

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What cracked me up was this…

The Highlands County Sheriff’s Office

Highlands… like freaking hills and mountains and stuff. Whoever called that place “Highlands County” is either a practical joker or a very deluded bunch. Sebring is all of 139 ft above sea level. During WWII my father was a radar technician, and they had a very hard time finding high places in south Florida to set up the radars.

Anyway the media age in Highlands County is 50 with 33% being over 65, give them guns and you get a shooting in the bank over overdraft fees.

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Not around the entire state. Just along the Gulf of Mexicans…

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(assuming he wasn’t African-American). Well he was taken alive so that is a pretty safe assumption
Heard from another source 5 dead , not confirmed

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Well, it has been a while since the last mass shooting. This makes me sick. Canada is looking better every day.

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Most likely he was selling real estate.

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We’ll ask the Gulf of Mexico to pay for the wall.

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People are saying they have plenty of liquid assests, so it may work…

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Hell, Mexico is looking better every day…

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incel-ish.

We need to do something to keep these white male animals that go on killing rampage just for fun, lets build four large walls and throw them all there, give each of the inmates a gun.

Welfare works.

Otherwise, we’d be Republicans, cutting my taxes, and saying, “Tough it out by yourself, loser.”

If only he’d taken a gun safety class.

From one of those 5-facts insta-profiles:
The victims were all women, police said Thursday at a press conference. [Possibly coincidence, as it was everybody in the bank]

Xaver had recently been in training to become a prison guard.

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