Discussion: Magazine Apologizes To Melania Trump For Suggesting She Worked As Escort

In truth, Melanoma is still working as a high-priced escort. Incidentally, she has the most exclusive, most repugnant client list imaginable.

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I doubt that the skank escorted them anywhere. She just waited in a hotel room for them. Sad.

If you marry for money, you end up earning every penny. She is getting exactly what she asked for.

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Well, she “escorts” Donald Trump no matter what he has done in the past or is doing now. As far as I am concerned, that makes her lower than the lowest of crack whores. At least they have to feed their habit. So sue me, Melania, and I’ll make you testify in court under oath on whether you would ever marry a disgusting feral pig like Trump if he was just some guy making minimum wage. Oh, and I’ll also get my lawyer to subpoena that pre-nup agreement so everyone can see how much you sold yourself for.
And no, I am not apologizing. I cannot stand this phony person. Gee, I hope a certain person doesn’t accuse me of any on-line “bullying”. That’s even worse than grabbing some female stranger’s crotch, right, Melania?

One thing Melania and I have in common: we always get our money up front.

They have withdrawn their claim that she worked as a high-end escort…

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Does the low-end claim remain a theoretical possibility then? The magazine should have left it at model-dancer-architiect-stripper-movie star when describing her beauty and many talents. Going all the way to high-end escort involves prostitution is going a bit too far even for me.

Her fee must be stratospheric.

She was just working her way up to being an escort. Melanoma was just a lady who worked nights…

Let’s not shame escorts - if they are escorts by choice, then that’s their choice and we should support their entrepreneurship and give them safety; if they aren’t escorts by choice, we should allow them to talk with authorities without fear of legal reprisal by enabling Puritanical tyranny from the 1600s to continue influencing the law.

And, honestly, I just feel bad for Melania.

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Right? I’ve never been one to feel like someone in a terrible, depressing situation isn’t entitled to sympathy just because he or she is in it because she made bad choices.

Except for people who are being impacted by the damage to the exchanges, the coming attack on Social Security and Medicare and the other ongoing atrocities who voted for Trump or went third party, of course.

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Take this as a matter of absolute fact. Anyone who bills herself as a “fashion model“ after the age of 24 is in fact a prostitute. Dump met his third wife when she was 28. She claimed to be a “fashion model“. Ergo, she was in fact a prostitute.

Good. I think the magazine should continue apologizing, every few months, remind us of how sorry they are for implying such a terrible thing. Just so everyone knows.

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You can be sure Donald is still haggling with her over the price because you know “he makes the best deals”

But… she is/was one… Can you really really say that she didn’t marry the money?
Of course she did. From nude model to whatever she is now… all paid for.

Oh, please. She prostituted herself before the whole world when she married that vile obscenity.