Couldn’t his dealer have been a little less conspicuous?
Cornstarch?! Well, one can hardly expect a superior person such as the junior Ms. Trump to recognize such a plebian substance for what it is - the “feel” is quite distinctive. “Coughing and nauseous”? The power of the mind is wondrous to behold. Princess snowflake.
ETA: They couldn’t find the Federal courthouse in Boston? Meh. It was a decent day, so a nice ride to Worcester rather than battle traffic. 
She called 911 and reported she was coughing and felt nauseous. She was hospitalized briefly.
WTF? It's not like the guy sent her cilantro. Sheesh.A corn starch allergy?
My scalp tingles if I’m near a box of Grape Nuts.
The cilantro, fresh or dried?
…and reported she was coughing and felt nauseous.
Of course she’s been doing this since she sobered up a realized she’d married Donald Jr.
I’m just wondering if this ultimately successful investigation and laudable arrest was handled by the FBI, you know those those incompetent, Democrat sympathizers, in that low morale organization with bad leadership?
Scary, but cornstarch? That’ll make you cough if you stick your nose in the envelope.
I wonder how many other white powders are typically found in Uday Trump’s house.
The FBI didn’t prevent the man from sending the letter. Incompetent! I’ll bet the FBI stops all the white-powder letters to Obama’s children and other Democrats.
Federal authorities say he also sent letters containing powder to four other people, including the office of Sen. Debbie Stabenow, of Michigan.
Uh…false flag! Yeah, that’s the ticket. It’s a false flag operation.
Cornstarch, eh? That should thicken the plot.
The Florida legislature has just passed a bill that would allow Jr. and his wife to permit their cook to get training in the use of white powders.
So it’s illegal to send cornstarch through the mail.
I got to call my lawyer, amazon sends it to me regularly for my gravy recipe.
I wondered for a few seconds, then realized why.
Nor’Easter a comin’.
And the John Joseph Moakley Courthouse is literally on the water’s edge.
http://www.moakleycourthouse.com/harbor-dock.html
(Edit to correct the official name)
Rubbed.
“(Gasp!) Is it blow?!?!?!?!” Sniffffffffffff.
@kenga Well, if they’ve got him in the nick in Woostah, there should be minimal risk of high water problems. Those FBI guys have got their shit together!