It’s as if Claudius has been at work: “Let all the poison that lurks in the mud… hatch out.”
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Well … for Texas-sized dicks, I guess you’d need Texas-sized assholes. (At least that’s what I’m told 
).
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Roger Stone, need you say more?
Stone is the vilest tool to walk the earth, to have co authored a book with Stone means you are either pure scum or have enough clout that Stone wants to use you to clean up his image.
This jackal’s image won’t help Stone so he is a useless tool.
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This guy and Michelle Fiore will probably hook up on TrumpBook:
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(((looks dreamily at our sword collection)))
That dagger should do nicely.
Wait, did I say that out loud?
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Trump hair in training.
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Did he specify the gender of Perry’s prostitutes?
Because to me, if he was thinking girl prostitutes he was barking up the wrong…let’s just say tree.
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Dude has bangs and he co-authored a book with Roger Stone? He’s a freaking winner!
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Morrow told TPM that local party officials were aware of his “quite flamboyant Twitter” feed and had months to stop his election as chair, but were “too lazy” to fundraise against him.
Texas, Florida - eh, it’s all the same.
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Also from the article in the Austin paper comes this gem:
“Morrow, who didn’t attend Tuesday’s meeting, also has the power to push for new rules once he takes office, but he has said he will maintain the ones adopted by the current precinct heads because he has no interest in disrupting the party’s functions. Instead, he wants to focus on publicizing his conspiracy theories about the Clintons, Bushes, Lyndon B. Johnson and other political figures.”
No lunacy is too small for this hump.
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Maybe. But something, some subtle sense one gets, suggests that this lady man person doth protest too much. Might be one of those complimicated people. Just a feeling, what with the anime boobies and homophobic slurs and all the rest.
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BEHOLD! We now have the perfect running mate for tRump!!
A real man who loves the women he sees in strip clubs.
He balances the ticket quite nicely doesn’t he?
He’s the hair apparent!
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I swear his eyes are flashing 12:00…12:00…12:00…
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Okay, I was jokingly going to say 'Now that’s something I can get behind, but I clicked on his twitter link and next to a stylized, nearly naked anime caricature he wrote “Wiggly piggly boo bop lots of jiggly! Anime booby girl, I wuv yooooooooo!!” That’s just too creepy weird.
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Either a tattoo of his own personal logo, a scar from where the lawnmower ran over his head when he was two or it’s where he grabbed by the forceps at birth.
Or possibly it’s his Reptilian Cortex assuming a new location.
Pick any one
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This guy sounds like somebody who is a perfect fit for the Texas Republican party.
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He does! You’ve got Trump, for the people who like Trump, and you’ve got this guy who hates Trump for the other 75 percent of the country that hates Trump. It’s a no-brainer and I mean that.
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This episode has its roots in the Republican Congress telling us not to worry because if President-not tRump does bad things they’ll slap some checks and balances on him.
See?
It works!
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