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Do we really need a president who is also first lady?
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Lindsey Graham may be ready for a role in a reprise version of âPetticoat Junctionâ but in no frickinâ way is he Presidential timber. Period.
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Sorry, Lindsey, but a single man who is almost 60 and who doesnât date women does not have a snowballâs chance in hell of becoming the Republican nominee for President.
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Ms. Lindsey would be laughed off the first debate stage.
UnlessâŚhe goes full-tilt boogie and becomes the first âoutâ US Senator and becomes a ferocious voice for gay rightsâŚthen he will still lose.
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Please run. Either of you.
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Frankly, my dear, I donât give a damn.
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Liâl Lindsey for Pres? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The little person whoâs afraid of everything and everyone? Howâs he gonna preside over anything from under his bed?
No, Lindsey. But thanks for the laugh.
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It took me several minutes to stop laughing uncontrollably at the prospect of this Suellen OâHara wannabe running for president.
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McCain, Rubio, Graham as Anger, Sadness, and Fear. Theyâve got the bases covered.
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The two things Graham would need to do to be ready to run for president would be to mount his closet on a flat-bed trailer so he could travel around the country, and develop a platform that made sense to someone.
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Well, fiddle-dee-dee!
Yeah, I can just see Lindsey being able to withstand the press scrutiny during the primary process. Every Teabagger would be trying to out him, while the Dems just sit back and laugh.
Of course, he could always swoon away on âMeet The Pressâ, fanning himself while spewing his toxic talking points, then recline on his fainting divan like Blanche Du Bois.
âIâve always depended upon the kindness of strategists.â
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There isnât a flatbed trailer big enough for Lindseyâs closet.
Heâs in there so deep he can see his high school prom dress.
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Run, Lindsey! Please, oh please run! The public definitely needs to hear your message and be reminded about all the dangersâŚ
⌠of the GOP.
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âŚand it is going to be awfully hard for Lindsey to ârunâ when he is always kneeling in front of John McCain. I hope McCain buys Graham dinner and a movie. Or at least cab fare home.
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Lindsey wonât even get a reach-around.
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SoâŚtwofer?
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By all means, Sen. Graham, throw your hat in the ring. The more the merrier, I say. While youâre at it, why donât you get Sen. McCain to run as your VP candidate (or vice versa - it really doesnât matter, so long as we are entertained). As for Rubio, now that you have all but dared him to run, he almost has to.
Iâm getting higher and higher hopes that the 2016 Klown Kar will be an even bigger jalopy than the 2012 model.
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Not enough smelling salts in the world for your Presidential vapors, lindsey.
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Been doneâŚ
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