The Dump was probably worried he couldn’t speak Ebonics and so had someone translate for him. Also, Little Hands is a bully at a distance and a coward up close. Note Mexico.
Ooh, Ben Carson is a legitimate black. Maybe he can pose with the knife he used to attack his mother, for an authentic touch.
What’s more pathetic? Writing his answers ahead of time or expecting him to stick to them?
Even with a script, I don’t think so. What Putin’s pawn really needs is a sane body double stand in to do his interview stunts. Or even better a cyborg that could be operated remotely like a drone. Then again, his team of experts is kinda nuts too. They appear to be telling him to “make race disappear” which would be subject to unexpected interpretations.
How sad.
Hmmm, looks like you’ve got a little OpSec problem there, Donnie. Might want to check for fingerprints on that leak. Of course, when you run your campaign from the sewer, no surprise that there are a few rats hanging around.
This fool Bishop Wayne T. Jackson of Great Faith Ministries International is about to be used BIG TIME.
Do people EVER learn?
Wouldn’t it just be easier to find and use a Trump lookalike? Virtually everybody would do better than Donald Darko scripted.
OMG , what a load of fecking wank . Donny has definitely got Alzheimers .
additional instructions:
please do not approach candidate unless he makes eye contact
please do not touch or try to shake hands unless candidate offers his hand or ring first
Which members of your family kept you grounded in Christianity, Donnie? The wives you divorced, the daughter you lust after who converted to Judaism, or the sons who hunt endangered animals and give interviews to white supremacists?
“Dayam! You have some phat n******* in your choir. Do they ever do booty songs in the service? I love the Mapouka!”
Hillary Clinton would go listen. The contrast couldn’t be starker, and I just can’t fathom why the leader of a chuch, or a government for that matter, would prostrate themselves to the Rump and entertain his ridiculous little script.
Or the father who was arrested at a KKK rally? "After all, Reverend Jackson, my father belonged to the Long Island Chapter of the CHRISTIAN KNIGHTS !!! Some of those people were amazing. , They could recite ENTIRE passages from the Bible by MEMORY, and sometimes, just by the Book and Verse Number. Ya know, like “Two Corinthians.”
I’ve never had to use sandpaper as a substitute for toilet paper. God help us all if Donald J. Trump were to get elected as President of the United States of America.
I wonder if Trump is requiring the parishoners to sign a document stating that they won’t criticize him, his family, or his company during the rest of their lives.
Snark? No.
“To sign up on Trump’s website, potential volunteers must agree to a 2,271-word non-disclosure agreement in which they also promise they won’t compete against or say anything bad about Trump, his company, his family members or products – now and forever.”
Three times I started a comment and three times I abandoned it because words just fail me…
I mean, seriously, does Trump’s campaign really think those poor hapless folks in the congregation in Detroit will fall for a scripted Q&A with ludicrous responses like "but my family kept me grounded to the truth and the word of God”…are they serving them Koolaid afterwards in the church basement???
That should play well. Disappear how, HO?
… and will remind undecided black voters that his single-digit support among them “is now up to 8 percent and climbing…”
“… which means one out of every ten of you is 4/5ths leaning my way!”
The answers.
I got busy with the family business. Then I stayed busy by leading a very active sex life and going on Howard Stern to brag about it regularly. It was exhausting sometimes and when I would get home, right after my sleeping pill and giving orders for wake up time, I would remember that strong Christian grounding. Sort of like praying in my pijamas when I was little. You can see in my business dealings and how I talk about my primary and election adversaries how grounded I am in Christianity. And in the Consent Decrees I entered with the Department of Justice to allow Black people to live in my buildings in Brooklyn and Queens. I was a PIONEER.