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“process chaotic” A 2013 harbinger of things to come after 2015 MidTerm election…
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envelope. not envelop. Once is a typo, twice is a mistake.
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Not that $10K is not a lot of money it is. But it doesn’t seem like it would help much if the grid goes.
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He should have had gold coins. EVERYONE knows gold is the only viable currency after the grid goes tits up.
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“He kept $10,000 in his desk because he believed the terrorists were going to attack the grid”
Sigh. Old men with little boy minds…
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“I never got that key.”
Oooooooooh…now I see. I stand corrected: Dude spent $10K on hookers and had to fabricate an excuse for the missus.
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I keep some cash in a safe at home for a similar reasons. I’m less afraid of a terrorist attack than of a coronal mass ejection which could fry computers. Banks wouldn’t be back on line for weeks. It wouldn’t be the end of the world, but it would be a major annoyance for quite a while.
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Two-dollar bills? Really?
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I’m sure that it wasn’t the only envelope of cash that the Congressman had. It must be quite hard to keep track of all that “slush fund” money, especially if the recipient of envelopes filled with cash goes and dies.
I’m sure the chief of staff knew where more than one envelope was hidden.
“all $100 and $2 bills”
I guess he kept his gold doubloons elsewhere.
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To be afraid of such a thing would require more than a 7th grade education (in schools that offer Earth Science in 8th grade) because Faux News hasn’t gotten around to spreading fear on the subject yet because Islamic Terrorists can’t control the sun…yet. Key the scary music.
Actually, not only would it require more than a 7th grade education, it would require one to actually pay attention in Earth Science class, says the former Earth Science teacher. 8th graders tend to pay a lot of attention to the opposite sex and a good deal less to the lessons on the sun. Gotta get your priorities straight.
“…the key was in his pants…”
I just like the way that doesn’t sound good.
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IKR? I was just checking to see if anyone else picked up on that. I mean, it’s like a special denomination printed solely for the purpose of identifying kooks.
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You calling my SO a kook? He’s got a collection of $2 dollar bills, at least one from each of the 12 Federal Reserves. Why? Who knows? To each his own.
The good is the enemy of the sloppy.
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Collecting is a kind of kookery, albeit a very, very common form. I mean, have you ever really contemplated how very weird stamp collecting is?
Me, I put all my movie ticket stubs and the occasional half dollar that shows up in circulation into a mason jar on my mantle. Why? Who the hell knows.
When the terrorists (i.e. the UN) win and we are all forced into FEMA camps under Plan 21, The US will be divided into 12 districts (based on the 12 districts of the Federal Reserve - and we don’t need to get into the Federal Reserve, do we?), with each District printing their own currency, the $2 bill being the unit currency. In order pass between districts without raising alarms, you would need $2 bills from each of the 12 districts, the 13th district having been destroyed as a result of an uprising against Capitol (the UN) by all 13 districts. Eventually two participants, one male and one female, known as tributes, between the ages of 12 and 18 will be chosen randomly in a “reaping” from each district. Children will be able to volunteer as a tribute instead of selection by ballot. They will taken to an arena and fight until only one is left alive. There will be two sequels and possibly a reboot in 10 or 15 years.
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a coronal mass ejection
heh.
All of his shit was stolen by the ghosts of the Iraqis killed by that shell casing in his office.
Because, senile dementia.