Everyone is lucky that Lara isn’t where they are.
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“Fortunately I was not,” Lara Trump said when asked if she was there when her husband got spat on. “Because any pregnant woman will tell you your hormones are raging and I would’ve had a different reaction than my husband, but I give him so much credit because unprovoked this woman came up to him, literally spit in his face and had some really nasty things to say to him and he played it so calm and cool, did not press charges against this woman, which I think a lot of people would’ve done. But it would’ve been very hard for me to remain calm in that situation.”
I’m detecting Trumpian speech patterns here. Should we call CPS? Have their other kids been tested for this abnormality?
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Too bad there’s not video of what his wife did to him.
Sooooo…Lara’s a swallower…?
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What morons Eric and Lara don’t get is that spitting on Eric was just a red herring to cover the fact that they had been peeing on his drinks. By the way if I was a Trump I would be ordering on unopened beers specially in Trump owned properties,
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Here’s a better story worth mentioning with far deeper implications. The Rapist in Chief’s predatory behavior towards E. Jean Carroll was corroborated by two women who have now come forward.
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“…and he played it so calm and cool”
Is that what the Trumps call being perpetually stupefied?
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Why is this covered as news? Who cares what Lara Trump thinks? Who cares who spits on Eric? I’m sure that family has not eaten “clean” food out at restaurants for years. They apparently thrive on mucous.
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Well if someone offended me like that I’d roll my eyes up in my head like Charlie X from the original Star Trek and shoot a ray at the person who would disappear into some different dimension!!!1!!! Because everyone’s invincibly tough in Counterfactual World!
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That’s it Lara, don’t let em spit on your husband…open your mouth…
Eric’s lucky she wasn’t. He was probably there with his mistress.
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Is she saying it’s a good thing she wasn’t there because she’d join in on the spitting too? 
Honest Lara, I did not grab her by the….
Great, back in the news cycle. Now we have to bring back the concentration camps on the border to the forefront again.
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Of course what about her family’s constant spitting on the Constitution and rule of law?
Register people to vote. Run for office, Get people to the polls. The trump crime family must go- to jail!
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Just another family spat.
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Cool…then Daddy-in-law would have had to bail YOUR a$$ out of jail all the while explaining that YOU didn’t start it…IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE’S FAULT.
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Like so many of these transient tRump family news stories, this one for sure will be hare today, goon tomorrow like little rabbit Foo-foo. Down the proverbial memory hole.
Its basically just filler, or news you can’t use. All these stories are the same. Someone insults tRump or one of his family members and they have to stand up to it by showing their typical tRumpian bluster. Next they say something to bully whoever offended them while espousing some form of payback because they think they’re so untouchable, powerful and ready to fight whoever crosses their path. Its gotten so old I could write the empty predictable script in my sleep.
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And they say the American public has ADD when it comes to tRump and his horrorshow. Bullshit. Its more often the press’s lack of attention in maintaining that vigilance.
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Yes, because then she’d need to spit on two people and she may run out of saliva.
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