Discussion: Kris Kobach Wants 'Processing Towns' For Asylum-Seeking Families

El trabajo es gratis

Thank you Google.

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OMG now you’ve done it. ICE will insist on hand held scanners immediately.

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On behalf of all Kansans who’ve ever been born, i sincerely apologize for the asshole that is Kris Kobach. His State hereby rejects him as one of our own.

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Seems like a very expensive solution to a problem that does not exist. I would say that the Repubs have become the tax and spend party except they forgot about the tax part. In the image of their glorious leader they have become the spend and stiff the subcontractors party.

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El trabajo te libera.

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Iowa Republican Congressional candidate Pat Bertroche:

“I think we should catch ’em, we should document ’em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going. I actually support micro-chipping them. I can micro-chip my dog so I can find it. Why can’t I micro-chip an illegal?”

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Yes, it sounded better in the original German.

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That was my first thought, too, precisely.

The oranges of Earth’s next genocide

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Yeah, but Kobach gets no air conditioning or sunscreen. And he has to live with his four kids or whatever in ONE mobile home. (At least the children he implies are his during campaign ads. I haven’t seen any documentation.)

And keep him away from guns too, just for good measure. He gets wayyy too off on those.

Sure sounds like we’re about ready for “Sheriff” Joe Arpaio to make another appearance if we’re going to be talking about illegal imprisonment activities around the border. Sigh.

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AKA Internment Camps?

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Complete with complimentary tattoos!

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Maybe we can compromise and let him call them Concentration Towns.

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Nah, microchips! We’re 21st Century Nazis!

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In the immediate future, I think the currently envisioned objective in the campaign of stepwise upward incremental increases in atrociousness is the use of deadly force. Trump is already floating, and normalizing, it. I had expected it would be from guard towers on the border, but what better place to try that out than a concentration camp to prevent “escapes” or because “the officer felt like his life was threatened?”

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Oh good, we’re going full Nazi.

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Are death camps next? Two children died in New Mexico last year. How many this year?

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And they can start glowing once the Asylum-seeker’s petition is denied!

< h/t “Logan’s Run”>

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This is why it’s a really bad idea for Democrats to use Google Translation for their websites targeting Spanish-speaking voters.

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