Discussion: KFC To Start Delivering Fried Chicken On Demand

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Discussion for article #242770

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I’m a little ashamed to admit this could be deadly for me.

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Well, it certainly is for the chickens,

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Back during the 90’s I thought KFC was already delivering down in Florida.

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In the '60s there was a company in LA that delivered chicken called Chicken Delight — “Don’t cook tonight, call Chicken Delight.”

Edit: I just looked and it turns out they’re still around. I thought they went the way of the dodo and “Pizza Man, He Delivers.”

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Who would want this gawdawful stuff?

It’s greasy enough that they could just throw it out the door and let it slide to the customer’s house.

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This is all part of the new “gig economy”, where we all become on-line independent contractor / delivery boys / drivers/ shoppers / cooks / household servants for a tuppence.

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“Hello, KFC? Yeah, just bring me a bunch of brown and tan crap. And nothing green!!! Grrr!!! Oh, extra sugar and salt, or no tip!!!”

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Since being bought out by “Cockroach, Fly and Rat” their survival in perpetuity is assured.

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…and the morbidly obese thank you, Colonel!

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McDonald’s has delivery service?!!? O tempora! O mores!