Discussion: Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Last Fuckable Day (VIDEO)

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Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

(verb, adjective, noun)

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“Who tells men when it’s their last fuckable day?” Schumer asks.

That would be any Divorced woman who learns that a man is Separated but still legally married.

Technically, she informs him that he’s already past the expiration date.

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Brilliant! But I’ve come to expect that from Tina Fey and friends.

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Yeah, when you have actors like Jack Nicholson, Sean Connery, and Tommy Lee Jones… good actors all (OK, maybe not Connery)… being cast as objects of affection for women a third their age, the eww factor goes way up.

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At around 54, I thought I had passed my last fuckable day. Suddenly at 55 and a half, thritysomethings started hitting on me. Cool. Happy times in Cougartown.

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Oh, sure for you it’s Cougartown.

But if you’re a guy it’s “CreepyOldGuytown”.

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Smart, funny, and pretty always did it for me. So I had crushes on Tina, and Dreyfus as soon as I saw them. Palin… good grief, no.

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The only GOP woman that I can think of that is really lovable is Krist Noem of South Dakota.

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As a straight guy in his upper 60’s I can still say I agree.
(reaches for helmet)

This article has a bit more humor than the usual “side boob” story on HuffPost which makes it almost tolerable.

But then I tend to not use this versatile 4 letter gem of a word very frequently because I think over use removes it’s … import.
And @meri you’re right in pointing out a certain inconsistency in headlines.

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That’s an impressive sheen of makeup she has there. Most cover models don’t look quite so airbrushed.

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Noem and her family have received $3,058,152 in USDA farm subsidies from 1995-2009. That’s a lotta outside help to keep the family business afloat.

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Damn! Noem suddenly became hotter! Who knew?!

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Hey, if you’re going to quote me at least correctly give attribution!

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Looks more like it was troweled on. So, not so much a sheen as a coat of stucco.

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I love the two headlines.

`Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Last Fuckable Day’

`Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Last F***able Day’

The homepage headline works for me.

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“Who tells men when it’s their last fuckable day?”

Women. The problem is, dudes like Sean Connery, George Clooney and Brad Pitt make aging look like ripening. Sprinkle in a rudimentary understanding of what Freud taught us and there ya go. Elektra ain’t just a comic book character. It’s just a sorry fact of nature that “the change” has some unfortunate side effects.

Plus, for men, think of it this way: have you ever owned a non-neutered male cat? Yeah…you might love him to death but you still want to put him in a blender…to death. Chop those nuts off and he’s the most adorable lovey-wovey little cuddwe-kins. evah. THAT is a man’s “change,” i.e., when the testosterone starts ebbing from age.

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The age when women start actually wanting to hear that instead of reacting by throwing a shoe (or a hissy fit).

/ducks for cover…

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I discovered it accidentally one day reading the Seinfeld wikipedia, then clicked on hers and discovered that. I was blown away.

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I guess the intern is doing the front page headlines today.

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Hey, this is Julia’s day! Let’s remain focused.

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