Discussion: Judge Slaps Gag Order On Everyone Involved In Manafort-Gates Case

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Is it wrong that I am laughing here??

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Of course this gag order doesn’t include Donald Trump.

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Donnie will certainly think(?) that this doesn’t include his Tweets, even though we all gag on them.

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Nope.

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Thank Buddha that this doesn’t apply to Carter Page. He would explode in under half an hour.

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Would the Judge please entertain a motion to include Jay Sekulow — just coz.

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The wisdom of Zoroaster and Confucius, all in 240 characters, big beautiful caps, supernumerary exclamation points, and other spurious punctuations.

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So… is there any way in which this can apply to the president?

(reading the thread, everyone’s there already)

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B-bu-but - I thought Donnie barely knew Paulie? Surely, Donnie won’t have much to say about this. After, he’s already declared that the Manafort and Papadopolous cases have nothing to do with him.

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I think the gag order would include the Daycare Dotard as a “potential witness.” Manafort bought a few properties from him.

Adding a contempt charge to Cockholster’s résumé of illegal acts, however, would just be icing on the iceberg, mere window dressing.

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Of course this gag order includes Trump. Based on his claim that he hires only the best people, he’s a potential character witness.

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Bummer…but I guess its probably for the best.

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It only includes Trump if he agrees to his inclusion. The language of the gag order means nothing. He can’t be prosecuted for contempt, or anything else while he’s in office. We’re all just lucky he doesn’t shoot random people for sport to prove his immunity and unfettered ability to do as he pleases.

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I wonder if there’s a list of people that the order applies to – and if that list is public.

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Or Stone

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"… issued a gag order preventing everyone involved or potentially involved from talking to the press."

I’m curious if the judge would sanction the press if they published info from anonymous sources that were obviously, were their identity known, people on that list.

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Donnie Dumbfuck said that Raul Manaford was with the campaign only a short period of time and he was an unpaid intern.

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Oh please oh please oh please let the orange one get indigestion from unfamiliar foods and a sore back from sleeping at non-trump properties, right at the low point of his depressive cycle, so he feels the urge to lash out at the losers who got indicted.

Go for it, Donnie! Tell the world how unfair it is! Recommend what the jury should do and how Manafort/Gates/Papadopolous should be sentenced. They should listen to you 'cause you have such a big brain. Do it!

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