Oldie but Goodie
“We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at trade, we’re going to win at the border. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else. And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep winning, winning, winning, We’re going to make America great again.”
— Spanky Spewer from the Sewer, on “winning, winning, winning”
Doesn’t Donald know there are too many people in the world?
Fixed it, out of deference to the special pleading of the reactionary party:
“We’re going to whine so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of our whining, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t stand anymore.’ You’ve heard this one? You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to hear your whining anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else. And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep whining, whining, whining. We’re going to make America spew again.”