Discussion: Jon Stewart Filets Ted Cruz's Presidential Announcement Speech (VIDEO)

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Typical tea party fucktard. Here’s a reminder, Mr. Cruz- you’re running for president, not dictator, and you’d never be able to abolish the IRS and any other of the stupid shit you’re preaching. But republicans will eat that shit up, they love being lied to.

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cruz is just so full of himself.

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And THAT will be his undoing. That I could readily see, now that he has a “stage” all his own.

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Looks like 33733 gets you set up for Heritage Foundation alerts. Wonderful.

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Living under tyranny sure sucks. I mean, I can’t even golf on the weekends anymore without having to look at my local course’s groundskeeper - a likely illegal immigrant although I’m not really sure but he’s brown so highly likely. Thanks Obama! Save us Ted!

Texting “Constitution” to 37299921919 right now!

Jon Stewart:

Dude, you went to Princeton. Like, I mean, don’t make it sound like you got forced onto the train to Hogwarts. Although that’d be the easiest Sorting Hat ever: Slytherin! Slytherin, it is!

The GOP - America’s Slytherin‍™

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Giant Turd from Texas dumps on the country. Again.

Proving how much he hates America and so loves himself.

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