Discussion: John Kerry Bashes Florida's Reported Ban On Term 'Climate Change'

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It CAN’t happen IF YOu don’t acknowledge IT LIBtards!!!1!1!!one!11!!!

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I am hereby banning any reference to “death”, “demise”, “decease” and other related terms, thus assuring that I will live for ever.

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“Scott, who has expressed skepticism about the ban, denied the claims about a ban on Monday, and further banned the use of the term ‘ban’ in public documents according to the banned Miami Herald.”

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Creepy FL governor can ban words but he can’t stop the water from seeping into Miami’s penthouses.

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Scott should be banned to the Alton Road area in Miami Beach, so he can command the sea to go back, like some lounge lizard-king Moses. During low tides, he can work in the local bath houses for some spending money and perfect his reach-around technique.

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Kerry, who, along with Sec Def and the Pentagon, is aware that Climate Change ranks with the most dangerous security threats we face, is understandably alarmed at Baggerdom deciding that the Confederacy endorses mandatory drowning (in Florida’s case).

At some point, a Pentagon official will have to literally take the microphone away from Bagger/Pol “lawmakers”, along with the doofuses in their respective Congressional Chambers and level with the American people as to what “Climate Change” means, strictly in military terms.

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FL is the perfect place to try this out.

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Numerous former officials from the Florida Department of Environmental Protection told the Florida Center for Investigative Reporting that they were banned from using the terms “climate change,” “global warming” or “sustainability.”

Or “rising sea levels” – they reportedly weren’t allowed to use that term, either.

Of course, once the entire state is under water, they won’t be able to say anything at all.

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Should we ban Republicans too? Pleaseeee?

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Skeletor Scott surely knows about this.

It’s not the climate change, it’s the humidity…

http://www.rsmas.miami.edu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/miami-flooding.jpg

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A very succinct explanation of the paradox of Schroedinger’s Cat.

Also, a very subtle rewording of the fallacy “What you don’t know can’t hurt you.”

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Seriously, the state probably most at risk from the effects of climate change. Chris Hayes covered this well the other night (short intro segment, followed by an interview with a former FL environmental official):

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They just have a different version of English in Florida.

  • Global Warming is called Beach Weather.
  • Sea Level Rise is called Nuisance Flooding.
  • Sharks are called Crowed Beach Controllers.

and the man whose company committed the biggest Medicare fraud in history is called … Governor.

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All while wearing a Ban-Lon shirt and Ray-Ban sunglasses.

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Careful what you say in front of @Publishermike!

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Can we ban the terms “tax cuts” and “job creators” too??

And remove any paragraphs containing ANY combination of the following words: “intelligent”, “smart”, “thoughtful”, “helpful”, “GOP”, & “Republican”??

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1nT3lL1g1nt G0p3Rz kut T@Xez 4 r1ch pE0pL3!!!

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As a Miami native (since long gone) I would not shed a single tear if the whole city were swallowed up.

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