JoeScar: We want to be the new FOX. God, I hope now they will hire me.
“I hate to say it. We were right, everybody else was wrong, bitches either be screeching in your ear or dropping dead in your office. Whatcha gonna do?” host Joe Scarborough said Wednesday
Congratulations, Joe. You were totally clued in on how racist your party was from the start.
“Everybody else was stupid, and they were wrong every single day. We were right.”
“Nuh uh!”
“Was too!”
“Was not!”
“Was too!!!”
“You’re stupid!”
“No you’re stupider!”
“You’re stupider times ten!”
“You’re stupider times a bazzilon!”
“All right children, maybe when you grow up you can be television talk show hosts!”
“Kewl!”
“Yeah, kewl! Can I be the slutty one?”
“Which one is 'dat?”
“I dunno…both?”
“Kewl!”
I’m kind of imagining a Cold War Glienicke Bridge style prisoner exchange of Megyn Kelly for these two.
I’m unsure which quality in a man is more deplorable, proclaiming “I told you so!” or wearing a hat while dining. The former offends in ways too numerous to detail, although the latter argues for summary execution before salad is served.
There are Democratic strategists smiling somewhere…The negative ads to come against Trump
are piling up on the runway…all to get Donald to say something stupid…
And like a good little wimpy democrat, Mika claps and nods. All these shows get weak Dems paired with boisterous stupid idiot Republicans.
MSNBC, including stupid Chris Matthews, has turned inself into a Drumpf PR machine.
Not sure who I dislike more…old fart Chris Matthews or Joe Scab.
If MSNBC keeps moving to the right they will be stuck in Faux news (talk show) territory.
Trump has to get 58% of the white women vote to win…His unfavorables with this group is 67%…
white women are the largest gender racial voting group…37%…
“Negative” is a subjective adjective. It’s likely half the population finds what the dwindling pool of decent people deem negative to be admirable. Trump could bellow at a rally of thousands that Hillary was disgusting! for sending money to orphaned war refugees in Syria and the crowd would roar back at him in thunderous approval. The United States truly sucks.
If you brag about having been aligned all along with Donald Trump, you are a sorry motherfucker.
Journalism, may you rest in peace. Self-serving infantilism forever!!
Let’s put this on a bumper sticker. We’re in the tank…for truth
Let’s put THIS on a bumper sticker. We’re in the tank…stupid… and ya cain’t fix it…
This
It’s not mutually exclusive to be in the tank and also “right”.
One would hope MSNBC would demand higher standards from their on-air personalities, but I guess not.
I think 2010 was the last year I watched any election coverage on TV. I think it’s been at least 2 years since I watched any MSNBC shows. I get my political news/election coverage from about 5 sites now mostly. TPM is at the top of the list. I get all election returns coverage online now. I never turn the TV on.
Hey hey, we’re the Smuggles
We just like to mug and smirk
People say we’re mind-blowingly smug
When it’s all about Joe being a jerk
Scar always mansplaining and shouting
Over any actual human voice
The meat puppet mom unremittingly dismissive
Like smug is a thing to rejoice
Lord, I hate those two.
Much like Chuck Todd at the mention of the name “Mitt Romney” in 2012, every time Moanin’ Joe hears the name “Donald Trump,” he ~blush!~ can’t stand up in polite society:
And Squeaky Mika was so "Oh! Oooo! Oh! Ooooo…We told YOU! We told YOU! Ooooo! " that she seemed positively orgasmic.
Very few people were wrong. NO one predicted he would NOT be the nominee. For the most part informed folks reconciled with a Trump v Clinton race after the GOP began to sift itself for the most crazy in its ranks. After Rubio dropped out NO ONE seriously predicted a Trump demise. Some tried to manufacture a Cruz resurgence but we all knew that a joke. The media has to sell it’s product. If they took an “its gonna be Trump” position when they knew that inevitable; sat on that they’d lose a bundle. So they manufactured bumps in the road for him to report on. But no one took it seriously.
Scarborough sounds a lot like Trump. Everyone is stupid!. I’m the man. Bullshit. His “reporting” offered nothing.