Li’l Piyush has an approval rating in the mid-20% range in Louisiana.
His lackadaisical governing style—and his relentlessly failed policies—have made a hot mess of the Louisiana economy.
He’s still in a hole from his disastrous response to the Obama SoTU speech from several years ago, and he keeps picking up bigger shovels.
His candidacy is already on life support.
Does the GOP really need another candidate?
I’m shocked enough at Trumps showing.
Prez Trump?? Then we’ve sunk to a reality show country. I couldn’t come up with a derp level that’s deeper than that. Elect Trump and watch the country immolate out of embarrassment.
But Piyush? Really??
"“Things are going to change a bit. We are going to be busy, obviously, this year, and we’re going to be doing some traveling,” Jindal says in the video.
“So kids, I won’t be able to just laze around anymore, the way I have been the last few years while the budget crisis explodes! Time to get to WORK on this futile campaign!”
Clown car morphs to clown bus morphs to a clown train.
With this brilliant piece of campaign strategy, Jindal has absolutely locked down the weird, socially clueless, desperately-trying-to-fit-in-with-the-cool-kids doofus vote.
Aw c’mon, Darr, you know as well as anybody that the GOP base is completely batshit insane.
He is also currently polling 15th out of an announced field of 13 Republican candidates:
A veritable Insane Clown Posse. Which means that Republicans are the Juggalo Nation.
The gop/bag clown car has officially become the gop/bag clown bus!!
“Hells yea I want to go to Iowa, daddy. The kids at school keep teasing me because your approvals are below 37% here in Louisiana.”
jindal… HA! HA! HA!
…yawn…
“Maybe you’ll get a chance, if you behave, to go back to Iowa.”
Kids: “If we don’t behave, can we go to Disneyworld?”
Talk about a “Lost Cause”.
“Mississippi topped the list…Rounding out the top five were Alaska, Alabama, Louisiana, and South Carolina”
Alaska is only ranked number 2? That’s what happens when your governor quits early.
The bubble that so many of these clowns live in, to think that they even have a chance at winning. let along increasing their “conservative cache” by running, is limitless.
They got the stretch version…
Jindal Secretly Videotapes Own Kids For Campaign Spot.
“Folgers Coffee has secretly replaced this father with a Machiavellian egomaniac willing to exploit his own children for selfish gain. Can they tell the difference? Let’s watch….”
and not even topping 1%…that’s almost sad. Almost.