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When his dadâs boney fihdes as a he-manâs manly man were being challenged by people who called him a Princeton richy-rich elitist, his campaign concocted a story (which persists to this day) that his favorite snack was pork rinds with tobacco (kind of the opposite of the Reagan-campaignâs concocting the jelly bean story to make Reagan seem more harmless and less less radical and dangerous).
But thisâthis is just pitiful.
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Irasdad: Hilarious. Does he get these sayings from Mom?
Too bad Brother Dubya didnât think of that. Eating nails is much cheaper than launching wars, therefore a much more cost effective proof of manhood.
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Jeb, only if theyâre made out of playdo.
Time to pull up your big boy pants and waddle off into the sunset Jebbie boy!
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In fact, Little Jebba Jabba likes to put every part of his tool set in his mouthâŚ
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Iâm beginning to think Jeb! is too stupid to realize his ship is sinking. He is only making stupid statements like this because he got yelled at by some of his billionaire buddies.
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He chews, but does he swallow?
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Of course, then the âwittwe HW doesnât like his broccoliâ thing came out and made him look at goddamn fool lol
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What a pathetic spectacle he has become. I LOVE IT.
Next week, he will challenge a woman to a wrestling match, forgetting that Andy Kaufman did it first.
Jeb! appears to have the equivalent intellect of W but without the charisma or political instincts. Daddy must be devastated to find out W was the more talented Bush all along.
Whatâs sad is the whole country is being forced to gawk at an embarrassing family soap opera. Ironic that Trump is the reality TV star.
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If he wantâs to set himself apart from is idiotic brother he should not do the same idiotic shit that brother did. Like the bravado mach talk. Itâs lame and synonymous with GWB. Why not clear some brush while heâs at it.
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Sure that wasnât, âI eat FAILSâ in the morning??? Heâs had to eat a lot of that throughout the campaign.
Jeb!
Muy macho!
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Get out the defibrillator Jebbyâ! Time for a reboot:
''Uh oh! Nevermind. Better bring a miracle worker who can raise the dead.
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âHoney, bring me some ointment!â
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Hulk smash!
But only when Poppy and the money boys say itâs ok.
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âNailsâ could be a pet name for Columba!
Just sayinâ! Benefit of the doubt.
Can we watch Jeb eat real nails on live TV?
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Toenails donât count. Especially if they arenât even yours.
You canât even handle little sweaty Marco Rubio, Jeb!
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