I mean, whatever it is the butler brings me tastes like nails. I always make him return with a second, more palatable breakfast.
STOP BRINGING ME NAILS AND BRING ME MY EGGS WOODHOUSE, Jarvis!
One of Ann Romneyâs recipes?
If he is not careful, he may end up as a short-fingered vulgarianâŠ
"I eat nails when I wake up
'Cuz he knows Columbaâs out buying jewelryâŠ
âI Eat Nails When I Wake Upâ
Yeah your fingernails.
No, J - you donât have enough humility. You and your family donât display any quality of character resembling humility. I hope and pray that your failure to get the nomination will give you that gift.
Iâm amazed no one seems to be picking up JEBâs remarks to Chunk Toad Sunday about old man Bush being highly involved in JEBâs campaign, âwatching all the showsâ. I was amazed, at the time, that Chunk let that slip buy without a follow-up or two simply for historyâs sake. But, it is worth remembering folks, revenge is a dish best served JEBâŠ
He âeats nail for breakfastâ and shits thumbtacks.
Ouch
I saw what you did there
âToughnessâ is like âcoolnessâ. If you have to talk about and explain to assure others you are, you arenât.
¿Quién es mås macho?
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The GOPâs obsession with penises and testosterone continues apace.
Republican presidential candidate and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush wants everyone to know he is one tough cookie. He told Bloomberg News on Saturday that he eats nails when he wakes up â and then has breakfast.
Three old men are comparing their physical struggles.
The first says: âI havenât taken a good pee in years. I get up all during the night, and all I get is a teeny stream.â
The second says: âYou think thatâs bad?!? Iâve been constipated for so long, I canât remember. Iâd give anything for one good dump.â
The third says: âYou guys have it easy. Every morning at six, I take the longest piss, and the biggest poop you can imagine.â When the friends ask him why thatâs a problem, the third responds: âI donât wake up until seven.â
Who knew John Ellis Bush was really Crispen Glover without the wig?
To be honest, Mommy does trim the nailheadsâŠ
He should really get busy then â So thereâs no more for his political coffin â
Youâre kidding, right? Is there video? This is worse than Dukakis with the tank helmet.
ââŠand spit them into Putinâs face, BIOTCHES!â
jeb!(?) also proclaimed his everlasting love for his daddy; and that to prove it, he would kill for him.
oy.