Discussion: Jeb Insists His Campaign Is 'Not On Life Support' After CNBC Debate

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Keep spending that GOP Big Donor cash tilting at windmills Jebby. Every dollar you spend is one less that won’t be dipped in shit and thrown at Hillary.

Also, if you are spending all your time talking about how your campaign isn’t on life support, then your campaign is DEFINITELY on life support.

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I love the new slogan. The “it” isn’t defined at all, so I’m guess “it” refers to his campaign? How optimistic! ¡Jeb!

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Life support, Jebster? Maybe a bad metaphor for those remembering your heroic efforts in the Terri Schiavo case.

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I can’t see Jeb Bush and life support in the same sentence without thinking of poor Terry Schiavo. Once brain death is confirmed, just let the patient go. (This applies to both human beings and political campaigns).

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Jeb Insists His Campaign Is ‘Not On Life Support’ After CNBC Debate

Oh yes it is.

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I wish I could talk as well as some of the people on the stage, the big personalities on the stage, but I’m a doer."

Jeb! appears to be just a dumb Dubya who suffers from Trump Envy.

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I think he means “I’m a D’oh!-er.”

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Hummmm…life support or no life support, family divided, nation watching, ex Florida Governor…this sounds so familiar.

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“It’s not on life support.”

We flatly rejected Obamacare coverage, so the campaign was just resting a bit at Pappy’s ranch. Would have recovered too, if not for all that rain.

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Once you get that stink on you it’s hard to get off.

And it’s never a good sign when you have to add the John McCain 2008 anecdote to your stump speech.

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ED

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“Don’t mention the war!”

“Don’t mention the life support!”

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Jeb! can insist all he wants…we’ll just believe what we have heard and seen…a befuddled lackluster candidate who has provided NO discernible reason to vote for him.His policy ideas are a disaster and his lineage is decidedly working against him now.

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America’s royal family…

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Jeb Insists His Campaign Is ‘Not On Life Support’ After CNBC Debate

Technically, he is correct. The campaign was on life support BEFORE the CNBC Debate.

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It’s been pulled off and they are waiting for it to die.

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“My campaign is NOT on life support!”, JEB!? exclaimed, as Nurse Ratchet attached the 55-gallon drum of Prozac to the IV line in his arm.

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There’s a rumor that JEB!? has major dirt on Marco Scooby Doo. Hopefully, he will be like the other vindictive, mean, heartless members of the Bush Klan and take that little lying prick down for good. Remember the Bush Credo, JEB!?: “If I can’t win, NOBODY plays!!!”

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