“Big Joe” sounds like a spinoff of dubya’s tendency to gave nicknames to everyone, which I think is something Poppy The Nickname Bush showed them how to do…
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Where do you think he got his attitude from?
No one should take this as a defense of Rubio, but Bush has got to be the tallest asshole in the country.
Height isn’t Bush’s issue … it is his exceptionally wide child-bearing hips & his really big ass- He wears two pairs of Spanx - but then he ends up with a constant constipated expression.
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I’m a 5’2 black woman, and yet on my very worst day I’m somehow taller than any of these bitches. Standing up or laying down.
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Harry Truman was a short little bastard at 5’-8" but he’d have taken these middle-schoolers’ lunch money without breaking a sweat.
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wait until they get to who has the biggest schlong. i’m betting on carly.
he’s been thru anal-cranal inversion surgery.
Bush is pretty short when it comes to poll numbers though.
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He does have a density issue, though.
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Oh yes, Mattin, they do make footgear to help with that! But it’s not to be worn on the foot. Have you ever heard the old joke that “TGIF” stands for “Toe goes in first”? This is a hint (maybe with a variant interpretation).
Give this another 2 months and I expect the republican candidates will literally be flinging feces at each other. The question for the rest of us, do you laugh or do you cry.
Making fun of someone shorter than you. Wow I didn’t think Bush, er I mean JEB?, could drop any lower. Silly me!
And rather ironic that Jeb’s commercial making fun of the boots kind of implies that Rubio is going to walk all over Bush with them.
This is 'Murica.