Of course you’re sleeping really well, Max Bialystock! All that surplus cash is now in your Swiss bank account!
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I only recently learned that Jeb is not his name but an acronym for John Ellis Bush.
Acronyms only work for Dems, Jeb.
So how much money do he and his superpac have left?
Perhaps you can think of campaigns like this as trickle-down economics in action, with all those caterers, video editors, job printers and so forth getting money that otherwise might have just bought another foreign-built yacht.
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The donors loss is America’s gain!
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How many college scholarships could all those futile, misspent millions have funded?
Useless fux.
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You came off dumber and more pathetic than your brother, jeb. Didn’t think that would be possible, but there you have it!
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My God. This is so pathetic!
They should take the poor bastard out behind the barn and put him out of his misery.
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Stop apologizing to your fucking donors, jagoff. Start apologizing to the American people for the damage your family has inflicted on this nation for over 80 fucking years.
Sorry for saying “fuck” so much, but this motherfucker just pisses me the fuck off!
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Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll break a leg! LOL!
Hey, here’s another acronym for John Ellis Bush: STFU.
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Nah, Max was too smart. Bush should be called “Ulla”.
“Get car! Get car! Goodah Booday!”
Watching Jeb! Bush piss away half a billion dollars of rich assholes money to no result…
Now there’s a Republican stimulus package I can get behind!
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I don’t get it. I always though placing an exclamation point at the end of your name always led to campaign success. Have I been lied to?
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Anyways it was the Super PACs that fleeced the billionaires. Not that they are deserving of any sympathy.
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I believe his Christian name is Jealous Envious Bitch.
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Clearly he had a poor “stratagery.”
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I don’t know about the donors, but we forgive you, Jeb. We know you were lured into doing something you didn’t have the heart … or talent … for. Shame on those mega-donors. Anyway, now you can get on with your life and do the one thing you have a passion for … stand up comedy.
http://moronmajority.com/after-rough-campaign-jeb-lands.../
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“When I launched the campaign in front of three or four thousand people in Miami, I anticipated a different result.” (JEB!)
Well, Jeb, just how fast did you think those few thousand people could go breed and create new Jeb Bush supporters? My gosh, you Bushes really ARE dumb.
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Just wait for the Bush Family Easter Dinner! Imagine the conversation!
“Hey, you know I got elected twice”
“Don’t rub it in, George”
“You know I got to put on my flight suit, stuff a sock in my jockstrap, strut around on that carrier deck and say MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”
“Stop it, George”
“I didn’t just play Avalon Hill war games like you, I actually sent soldiers into action!”
“Please, George”
“I got all of the press to kiss my ass”
“Mom, HELP”
“Take it like a man, Jeb!”
“You’ll always be remembered as the Family Failure, Jeb”
“Mom always liked you best, George!”
Sobbing ensues…
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I was thinking more along the apology line.
Like, Cruz was born Canadian, but enlisted baby Jeebus to help cast the Canadian cooties out of his personal citizenship temple - whereas Jebya, born to a family whose very business is the acquisition, use and flexing of power, has tried his ding dong dangiest to carry on the family’s legacy of screwing people over and by George destroying and exploiting the lives and misery of others unable to fight da power, all to advance the goals of both his family and himself, but Jebby feels BAD about it, like he should APOLOGIZE.
So maybe as Cruz and baby J were casting out his Canadian, Jebbers happened to be ambling by, and next thing you know, he’s got Canadian Tourette’s: sorry sorry so sorry sorry sorry yeah I apologize, sorry, I feel bad about this, here: stab me a little if you want, or smack me around (just not in the face, try to avoid the face), so so sorry …
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